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My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:33 pm
by dearyou_182
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
if you would like to suck my penis
God:
I think I do.
Me:
sweet when?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
EPIC fail.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, i LOVE to have my dick sucked by guys named God.
God:
Please state your conditions. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know, suck it and find out
God:
Would you like to know? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
um oral pleasure is good
God:
Ah. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Matthew.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:34 pm
by Nic
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!

Edit: My sig>your life.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 9:37 pm
by HilgaMan
LoL :lol!: :lol!: :lol: :lol:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:05 pm
by Gibsum 41
:lol!: HAHAHA :lol!:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:37 pm
by Janet
Hahaha! That made my day.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:18 pm
by Peterr
:lol:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Wed Jun 11, 2008 11:51 pm
by R.
Wow..I nevr knew God was gay :confused:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:02 am
by CIRCUITzach
gods a perv.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:12 am
by dearyou_182
Me:
you are just a phrase genorater, you are not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phrase genorater I am not god? Yes.
Me:
see your fake
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no your a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment? I don't know.
Me:
yes therefore you are fail
God:
Ah. Interesting deduction. You think I am fail.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are fail
God:
You think I am fail.
Me:
see you repeat phrases but replace the last comment into the new comment. you ARE fail.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Me:
good cause your a computer program that is nothing but complete and utter FAIL.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
cause if you were a real person, every time i say "God" you wouldn't say "GOD rules."
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a a real person every time you say God me would not say GOD rules.
Me:
k lets see
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FAIL.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:14 am
by K.
:lol:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:22 am
by budgie
pwnt :smug:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:45 am
by Dirty Sanchez
:lol!:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:58 am
by Dylan
the second one was better. :lol!: im adding part of that to my sig.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:39 am
by Bass Cone
Epic :smug:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 1:45 am
by Peterr
:lol:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 4:26 am
by wiggs1441
I knew God sucked. Its a play on words

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:13 am
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
my god.


the most epic thing. ever.

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Thu Jun 12, 2008 10:14 am
by HilgaMan
budgie wrote:pwnt :smug:

Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.

Posted: Fri Jun 13, 2008 9:56 am
by Pedro
lmfao