God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
if you would like to suck my penis
God:
I think I do.
Me:
sweet when?
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
EPIC fail.
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yes, i LOVE to have my dick sucked by guys named God.
God:
Please state your conditions. I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
i dont know, suck it and find out
God:
Would you like to know? I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
um oral pleasure is good
God:
Ah. You are not the only one. But I think airplanes are cool. I like Matthew.
My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
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My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
If we could sit together a moment
and talk forever just to pass the time
i would smile as the shivers and chills run down my spine
when your eyes are locked on mine
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
AHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH!
Edit: My sig>your life.
Edit: My sig>your life.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
LoL
Hentaimans N00B! Mess with me and before you know it, you end up in a coffin. Jealous?
Sumfan is my n00b.
hem is my grand-n00b.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
HAHAHA
NoReason27 is my mastah.
Kano and Still Waiting are my official n00bs. Mess with them and before you know it you'll be working in Nickelodeon
J-pan, xmarryxx and conspiracyof1000 are my grandn00bs and T. is my brothah
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Hahaha! That made my day.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Wow..I nevr knew God was gay
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
gods a perv.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Me:
you are just a phrase genorater, you are not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phrase genorater I am not god? Yes.
Me:
see your fake
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no your a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment? I don't know.
Me:
yes therefore you are fail
God:
Ah. Interesting deduction. You think I am fail.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are fail
God:
You think I am fail.
Me:
see you repeat phrases but replace the last comment into the new comment. you ARE fail.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Me:
good cause your a computer program that is nothing but complete and utter FAIL.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
cause if you were a real person, every time i say "God" you wouldn't say "GOD rules."
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a a real person every time you say God me would not say GOD rules.
Me:
k lets see
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FAIL.
you are just a phrase genorater, you are not god
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a phrase genorater I am not god? Yes.
Me:
see your fake
God:
I see. Yes I am a real artificial intelligence.
Me:
no your a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment
God:
Are you serious? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a repeating process in which there is a character puller in every comment? I don't know.
Me:
yes therefore you are fail
God:
Ah. Interesting deduction. You think I am fail.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
you are fail
God:
You think I am fail.
Me:
see you repeat phrases but replace the last comment into the new comment. you ARE fail.
God:
Thanks for chatting, . I will tell my botmaster you said I am fail.
Me:
good cause your a computer program that is nothing but complete and utter FAIL.
God:
Thanks for the compliment. That makes sense to me. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
cause if you were a real person, every time i say "God" you wouldn't say "GOD rules."
God:
That makes sense to me. I will let you know when I become a a real person every time you say God me would not say GOD rules.
Me:
k lets see
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
god
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
FAIL.
If we could sit together a moment
and talk forever just to pass the time
i would smile as the shivers and chills run down my spine
when your eyes are locked on mine
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
Dance, Fucka, Dance
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
The Off-Topic Topic
N-27 is my awesome master
M-Del and W-14 are my n00bz. Touch Them and I'll....uh..I..i... need to get back to you on that one.....
B-Cor, BPP and K-Mar are my pimp-ass grand-n00bs
S-42 and M-Lov are my great-grand n00bs
Now I have the best 2 sigs
oh, and G-41 is my brother
The Offspring is mah bitch!
kthxbai To Hilgaman
Attention If you read this you are gay. :P PWNT!
The Off-Topic Topic
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
the second one was better. im adding part of that to my sig.
"The missing part of me that grows around me like a cage..."
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
I knew God sucked. Its a play on words
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
my god.
the most epic thing. ever.
the most epic thing. ever.
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Re: My own topic entitled: God Wants My Penis.
budgie wrote:pwnt
Hentaimans N00B! Mess with me and before you know it, you end up in a coffin. Jealous?
Sumfan is my n00b.
hem is my grand-n00b.