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The OFFICIAL (Not) Joke Thread
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:04 pm
by Gregorovich
Well I basically made a thread for keeping everybody's mind off the leak untill it happens. It should work if enough people post to it and stop getting so worked up about the leak. I want to see more tsunami jokes ^^ or anything you want to talk about.
I'll start.
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:07 pm
by fergal41
lol'ing at this thread!
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:10 pm
by samueeL
Santa Claus was too busy to stop in Japan this year so he gave them a big wave as he went by.
What is the Asians new way of keeping fit?? Swim fast
What is the main sport in Japan? BODY SURFING!
Too soon?
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:16 pm
by Wennis
Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:19 pm
by Gregorovich
You need to work on the delivery ^^
Well theyve just released a Green day tap tap in support of Awesome as Fuck- im playing that now. Anybody else like tap tap?
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:21 pm
by fergal41
Wennis wrote:Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
I love this guy!!
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:23 pm
by dbauer91
the japanese no longer fear godzilla, as they don't make water wingies in his size.
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:24 pm
by Gregorovich
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:27 pm
by Susanne
At first I thought that the weird sound was the kitty in pain but I guess it's just the guy laughing?
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:30 pm
by jaw knee jak
Hilarious thread, in real good taste. good work.
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:34 pm
by samueeL
Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:35 pm
by FuckT41182
samueeL wrote:Why can't women drive?
Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
this one is good
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:46 pm
by dbauer91
hey have you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:46 pm
by dbauer91
dbauer91 wrote:hey did you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:46 pm
by Gregorovich
If a woman gets hit by a man in a motorbike, whose fault is it?
- Spoiler: show
- The man's. What the fuck was he doing with a motorbike in the kitchen?
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:46 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:46 pm
by PyroAMYac
Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :
"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"
Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:55 pm
by Jeremy Kill
PyroAMYac wrote:Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :
"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"
!!!! :o
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Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 9:57 pm
by Lars
Wennis wrote:Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?
They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..
^I came up with this in class today while being bored
Uh.. Ya...
Re: Tsunami Jokes Welcome.
Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 10:02 pm
by Bobbyjames
what's the difference between the Mexicans and the Japanese?
30,000 people survive after a Mexican wave
I had sex with a Japanese girl last night. foreplay wasn't needed.
she was already wet.
give a Japanese man a fish and he will eat for a day.
give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.
