The OFFICIAL (Not) Joke Thread

[Gregorovich]

Well I basically made a thread for keeping everybody's mind off the leak untill it happens. It should work if enough people post to it and stop getting so worked up about the leak. I want to see more tsunami jokes ^^ or anything you want to talk about.

I'll start.

[fergal41]

lol'ing at this thread!

[samueeL]

Santa Claus was too busy to stop in Japan this year so he gave them a big wave as he went by.

What is the Asians new way of keeping fit?? Swim fast

What is the main sport in Japan? BODY SURFING!










Too soon?

[Wennis]

Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?

They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..


^I came up with this in class today while being bored

[Gregorovich]

You need to work on the delivery ^^

Well theyve just released a Green day tap tap in support of Awesome as Fuck- im playing that now. Anybody else like tap tap?

[fergal41]

Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?

They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..


^I came up with this in class today while being bored

I love this guy!!

[dbauer91]

the japanese no longer fear godzilla, as they don't make water wingies in his size.

[Gregorovich]

[Susanne]

At first I thought that the weird sound was the kitty in pain but I guess it's just the guy laughing?

[jaw knee jak]

Hilarious thread, in real good taste. good work.

[samueeL]

Why can't women drive?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

[FuckT41182]

Why can't women drive?

Because there's no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

this one is good

[dbauer91]

hey have you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.

[dbauer91]

hey did you guys heard that REALLY bad joke about hellen keller? well neither did she.

[Gregorovich]

If a woman gets hit by a man in a motorbike, whose fault is it?

Spoiler: show

The man's. What the fuck was he doing with a motorbike in the kitchen?

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

[PyroAMYac]

Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :

"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"

[Jeremy Kill]

Tsunami Jokes...well if you insist...
Got several Angry (funny) responses for this one on Facebook (then again it was only the day after...:/) :

"I know just how the Japanese feel - after 10 aftershocks I can't find my house either"

!!!! :o


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[Lars]

Soo this guy was telling me about his ski vakation, and he was like 'yeah I saw this man who was going pretty fast and suddenly he crashed. Instant death. I guess the rest of us got pretty lucky.' That's the moment I asked, how did he crash?

They weren't skiing. They were water skiing. In Japan. The man crashed against a house..


^I came up with this in class today while being bored

Uh.. Ya...

[Bobbyjames]

what's the difference between the Mexicans and the Japanese?

30,000 people survive after a Mexican wave



I had sex with a Japanese girl last night. foreplay wasn't needed.

she was already wet.



give a Japanese man a fish and he will eat for a day.

give him a fishing net and he might find his kids.