A song I wrote while drunk

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A song I wrote while drunk

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A couple nights ago i was wasted, and i dont remember it whatsoever. Then today, I went to start writing down some ideas for in my song book and found a song that wasnt there before and i dont remember writing so...lulz. I thought i'd share it

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What the fuck
Water the flowers
Waste the food
Win the fight
Watch them fly
White tie fashion

What, the flowers?
Watch them fuck
Water the fly
Win the food
White tie fight
Waste the fashion

nappa-tappa-slappa-chappa-cappa-bappa-zappa!

All these love poems to garden gnomes
this aint no goddamn picnic

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i'm still unsure if i was writing a song, or writing things that WTF could stand for and got distracted
but i enjoy it oh so much
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lmao. i love it!
you have far too much time on your hands

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Haha this is great! It's halarious
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thanks people, it really is somethin special lol
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:devious: I wish I had THAT on my ipod
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sumfan4 wrote::devious: I wish I had THAT on my ipod
if there is ever a recorded version i will let you know :hehe:
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hahahahahaah it doesn't make any sense at all but oh it's good
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that is the greatest mother fucking thing i have ever read

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OMG HAHA I LOVE IT!!!!!!

I love the part where you're like "What, the flowers? Watch them fuck."
LOL!
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thank you everyone
and i'd also like to thank my friend jack daniels for this
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TDWP should sing this.
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LOL shiiit you mustve been trashed hahahaha, well done
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sounds like an old blink-type song.
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nappa-tappa-slappa-chappa-cappa-bappa-zappa!

that bits great
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Well, first of all, Jack Daniels rulez!! Whiskey fuckin' scotch :grin:

And second of all, this is hilarious hahaha, its nice>
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thank you again everyone.
and also, has anyone else had Hobgoblin brand beer? my brother bought me some as a birthday present just because...well you dont see beer called Hobgoblin and not buy it...haha just curious if anyone else has had it.
cuz it also played a part in the songs dvelopment
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FTW! For God sake this's coo-oo-l! ahahah! (If only i'm nt a straight.)...ahahaha! :devious:
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Really cool, but I think that the most amazing thing above all is that you can write while you're drunk, that's really a good performance :winkwink:
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