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Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:01 am
by meansy.KCORtm
lets all just chuck out th best pickup lines we got.

On hamish and Andy ( aussie Radio show) i just heard this one.

"screw me if im wrong.. But isnt your name gretchen".

now ur go!!

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:05 am
by Peterr
Hi, I'm a virgin! I have all the STD's imaginable. Wannna fuck?



^^ works every time

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:06 am
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
I'm hard and I'm into you.

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:18 am
by turtlehobopirate
Did it hurt?
When what?
When you fell down from heaven. :devious:

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:23 am
by Peterr
I acually have some good ones. Post later.

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:32 am
by Laxman 41
"You'll do"

^^Thats all you need

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:30 am
by turtlehobopirate
Laxman 41 wrote:"You'll do"

^^Thats all you need
Definately the best pick up line ever. xD

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:50 am
by Pedro
You're my Konstantine.

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:08 am
by Sum41Ant27
lol @ Laxman 41

Anyway here's some...

Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long!
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
The word of the day is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

:lol: just some of the funnier ones I know.

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:40 am
by ReemFTW
Can I have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

it's fucking lame, but it's the only one I remember.

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 11:49 am
by Druska
i'm sure that there was a topic like this in the Fgames section

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:36 pm
by CIRCUITzach
you had me at hello

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:43 pm
by Pedro
CIRCUITzach wrote:you had me at hello
my fave song atm

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:58 pm
by Kelbunk
you had me at i have low standards

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 7:34 pm
by 01joe10
Opening chat up line;

How much do polar bears weigh???
Enough to break the ice- Hi im (Say ur name) :winkwink:

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:30 pm
by Aaron
Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 8:45 pm
by Druska
Da_Aman wrote:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
never use that one my n00b it's lame and not even funny

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:17 pm
by tomhoppus
Sup, bitch?

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:29 am
by Dylan
tomhoppus wrote:Sup, bitch?
:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:

Re: Best pickup Lines??

Posted: Mon Apr 06, 2009 2:32 am
by Queso Man
I like you