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Best pickup Lines??

Post by meansy.KCORtm »

lets all just chuck out th best pickup lines we got.

On hamish and Andy ( aussie Radio show) i just heard this one.

"screw me if im wrong.. But isnt your name gretchen".

now ur go!!
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Hi, I'm a virgin! I have all the STD's imaginable. Wannna fuck?



^^ works every time
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I'm hard and I'm into you.
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Did it hurt?
When what?
When you fell down from heaven. :devious:
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I acually have some good ones. Post later.
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"You'll do"

^^Thats all you need
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Laxman 41 wrote:"You'll do"

^^Thats all you need
Definately the best pick up line ever. xD
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You're my Konstantine.
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lol @ Laxman 41

Anyway here's some...

Do you work at Subway? Because you're giving me a foot-long!
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
The word of the day is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word!

:lol: just some of the funnier ones I know.
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Can I have a map? 'Cause I'm lost in your eyes.

it's fucking lame, but it's the only one I remember.
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i'm sure that there was a topic like this in the Fgames section
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you had me at hello
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CIRCUITzach wrote:you had me at hello
my fave song atm
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you had me at i have low standards
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Opening chat up line;

How much do polar bears weigh???
Enough to break the ice- Hi im (Say ur name) :winkwink:
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Is it hot in here or is it just you?
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Da_Aman wrote:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
never use that one my n00b it's lame and not even funny
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Sup, bitch?
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Working on your request makes me a PD? I can't believe how small a man can be.
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tomhoppus wrote:Sup, bitch?
:lol!: :lol!: :lol!: :lol!:
you have far too much time on your hands

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I like you
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