"The Video"

Aaron · Post by **Aaron** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:11 am

Today we had to watch the sex ed video in class. When we usually do stuff like this, we have the one and only guy teacher at our school do it with us. Today, he was sick so our school nurse had to come in and do it with us. We watched the video, nothing new, and then she reviewed it with us. Here's the weird/creepy/hilarious part. Every time she said Testies, she would hold out the 'E' and go "testieeeeeees" and she would not stop saying it! Me and my friends just started cracking up once we got back to our normal room. Also, last year this girl threw up during the girls video.

Has anything weird happened during the video and talk at your guys's schools?

Kelbunk · Post by **Kelbunk** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:15 am

During a presentation done by a nurse, our sex ed teacher was sitting around playin with..stuff...idk, but then she randomly touched a condom to her mouth and was like "oOoOoOo vanilla flavour!" and yeah...it was fuckin weird

Sum41Ant27 · Post by **Sum41Ant27** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:19 am

hahaha that was funny. Well all my friends and I would do is say, "Penis" "Testicles" and say "Vagina" very slowly. Like vaaaaaaaaaaagiiiiiiiiiiina. lol We couldn't get in trouble because we were saying the correct words. The best was my teacher pointed to the uterus and asked me what it was. Ofcourse I knew, but I was like, "Is that the Penis" and she said no. I went "Are those the testicles?" again she said no. Then I went "Well then it has to be sperm" she just stared at me and I started cracking up. She didn't find it as funny as me!

skates · Post by **skates** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:25 am

LOL ...

Peterr · Post by **Peterr** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 1:48 am

lololololololololololololololololol.

The dreaded "the movie" Good old days....

We just did a power point with cancer. ALL kinds of cancer. Like a good lung and bad lung. yeah, you can guess where that went.
The weird part is that this is the first time having health in school since 6th grade. I got gym all year the other days.

Gibsum 41 · Post by **Gibsum 41** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:04 am

Lmao, something similar happened to me some time ago. The nurse was giving us the sex ed class and she would always raise her voice every time an awkward word came up. Kinda like: And then the PENIS goes into the VAGINA and sometimes this can be called an ORGASM!

upperclasszero · Post by **upperclasszero** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:43 am

Gibsum 41 wrote:Lmao, something similar happened to me some time ago. The nurse was giving us the sex ed class and she would always raise her voice every time an awkward word came up. Kinda like: And then the PENIS goes into the VAGINA and sometimes this can be called an ORGASM!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahahahaha

Sum41Ant27 · Post by **Sum41Ant27** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 2:46 am

Gibsum 41 wrote:Lmao, something similar happened to me some time ago. The nurse was giving us the sex ed class and she would always raise her voice every time an awkward word came up. Kinda like: And then the PENIS goes into the VAGINA and sometimes this can be called an ORGASM!

lol that reminds me of the South Park episode with Mr. Mackey where he teaches sex ed. "And the PENIS goes into the VAGINA mmkay?"

ReemFTW · Post by **ReemFTW** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:44 am

^LMAO I know that's the first thing I thought of!!

We don't take Sex Ed. End of Story. x]

we did have awkward sexual times in classes though. In Drama, we were playing this game where we had to call out random numbers, so one of the guys was like "SIXTY-NINE!

' and the drama teacher was like 'You Wish.

'
Another awkward moment in Drama is when we have to exercise our voice, but there's one particular exercise that's hilarious. We had to go 'Huh.Huh.Huh.Huh.' quickly while moving our shoulders backwards and forwards, and our chests up and down xD so it looks retarded :P
The second time we had to do it on the floor. The teacher was like "Okay, now you guys have to do it in this position on the floor" and we started to laugh and she just gave us a 'look'. We had to be on the floor like dogs and go 'Huh.Huh.Huh' again =P

Yeah.

tomhoppus · Post by **tomhoppus** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:26 am

What I don't get is when they say 'Sexual Intercourse is when a MANS PENIS goes into a WOMENS VAGINA.'

Do we really need to state the gender of which the organ comes from?

Susanne · Post by **Susanne** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 3:40 pm

When we had sex ed last year me and my two friends were talking about that in some schools students have to learn how to use condoms by putting the condoms on bananas. Then our teacher left the class for some reason (I think she went to get some papers) and my friend told my other friend that our teacher left to get bananas and condoms. My other friend thought she was serious and looked horrified

Post by **Druska** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:26 pm

our sex ed lesson were basically no sex til marriage

the TALK was funnier through ...

Post by **Boni** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:42 pm

Say - I'm Gay! wrote:What I don't get is when they say 'Sexual Intercourse is when a MANS PENIS goes into a WOMENS VAGINA.'

Do we really need to state the gender of which the organ comes from?

I know that is pretty weird, I got kicked out of class for asking "What's so wrong with the female penis going inoo the male's vagina"

Teachers are gay... Kicking me out for a joke. Thank fuck I've left for college

I'm A Cunt [*banned*] · Thu Feb 05, 2009 4:46 pm

I came twice during it. is that weird?

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 5:01 pm

skates wrote:LOL ...

good contribution

Image of The Invisible wrote:I came twice during it. is that weird?

lol

but seriously ours was retarded. in ours, it showed puberty, and the testicles and ovaries started glowing

budgie · Post by **budgie** » Thu Feb 05, 2009 11:03 pm

this thread reminds me of being 12 :)

LTS · Post by **LTS** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 12:55 am

Peter wrote:lololololololololololololololololol.

The dreaded "the movie" Good old days....

We just did a power point with cancer. ALL kinds of cancer. Like a good lung and bad lung. yeah, you can guess where that went.
The weird part is that this is the first time having health in school since 6th grade. I got gym all year the other days.

for a second i thought you said "Good cancer and bad cancer" instead of Lung. i was like "WHAT THE FUCK? GOOD CANCER???"

Gibsum 41 · Post by **Gibsum 41** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 1:01 am

Shiv wrote:but seriously ours was retarded. in ours, it showed puberty, and the testicles and ovaries started glowing

Hilarious!

iemnaiz · Post by **iemnaiz** » Fri Feb 06, 2009 8:05 am

we don't have sex ed here! but when i was 12, nurses come to my school and teach all of the girls about having period and how to wear a pad/bra and shiz.

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