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GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
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Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
haha :agreed:
our book had a vocabulary list at the corner of each page, and one of them was 'convey your pleasures' and it meant 'to have sexual intercourse' xD well that ws the most amusing thing we could fine in the book so yeah :neutral:
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GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
haha :agreed:
our book had a vocabulary list at the corner of each page, and one of them was 'convey your pleasures' and it meant 'to have sexual intercourse' xD well that ws the most amusing thing we could fine in the book so yeah :neutral:
i honestly think you and i could probably have our own thread to point out all of the problems with macbeth. there'd probably be alot of posts in it :devious:
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Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
haha :agreed:
our book had a vocabulary list at the corner of each page, and one of them was 'convey your pleasures' and it meant 'to have sexual intercourse' xD well that ws the most amusing thing we could fine in the book so yeah :neutral:
i honestly think you and i could probably have our own thread to point out all of the problems with macbeth. there'd probably be alot of posts in it :devious:
Haha you're right!!! But, I think it'd be locked. Like, after a day. :neutral:
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GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
haha :agreed:
our book had a vocabulary list at the corner of each page, and one of them was 'convey your pleasures' and it meant 'to have sexual intercourse' xD well that ws the most amusing thing we could fine in the book so yeah :neutral:
i honestly think you and i could probably have our own thread to point out all of the problems with macbeth. there'd probably be alot of posts in it :devious:
Haha you're right!!! But, I think it'd be locked. Like, after a day. :neutral:
stop complaining Shakespeare is not so bad i'd rather read Shakespeare than Cervantes
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Still Waiting wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:
Kelbunk wrote:
GreenReem41 wrote:I actually had to pay for that piece of shit in school O_O!!! Because we have to highlight lots of shit in it, so we can't return it :cry: I can see it right there, out of the corner of my eye, in the bookshelf. GAH.
that would suck if you had to pay...oh my god thats like..paying a dog to shit on your lawn

afterwards me and my friend had to write some sort of report on things that should or shouldnt be taught in school, and we chose shakespeare haha. Our argument was that "the people reading this won't understand what the hell he's saying, and then they'll get bored and doodle in the books."

and believe me there were alot of doodles in the books.
haha :agreed:
our book had a vocabulary list at the corner of each page, and one of them was 'convey your pleasures' and it meant 'to have sexual intercourse' xD well that ws the most amusing thing we could fine in the book so yeah :neutral:
i honestly think you and i could probably have our own thread to point out all of the problems with macbeth. there'd probably be alot of posts in it :devious:
Haha you're right!!! But, I think it'd be locked. Like, after a day. :neutral:
stop complaining Shakespeare is not so bad i'd rather read Shakespeare than Cervantes
Try reading something by طه حسين. he's so boring, I COULD DIE. :confused:
you're lucky you don't speak arabic.
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best book ever : Q&A
they have a movie based on it now,its called Slumdog Millionaire
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The Bible
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budgie wrote:The Bible
good choice.
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and again:

Worst Book:
Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. FUCKING BORINGGG.

Oh, and a SIMPLIFIED version of Around the World in 80 Days. It was simplified. But I could never go past the first chapter. The whole time they were talking about a ship, I thought they were talking about someone's daughter. I know they use 'she' when they talk about ships, but still. It was confusing. :/

Best Book:
Probably one of the Harry Potter's :D either 6th or 7th. or possibly 2nd.
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ReemFTW wrote:and again:

Worst Book: Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. FUCKING BORINGGG.
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worst book: harry potter :winkwink:

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Shiv wrote:worst book: harry potter :winkwink:
somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad :evil:
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ReemFTW wrote:
Shiv wrote:worst book: harry potter :winkwink:
somebody's gonna get a hurt real bad :evil:
russell peters reference?

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^hmm, I guess :]
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