Worst book you've ever read

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Harry Potter and it's fangirls Annoy the fuck outta me.

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^ZOMG shut up, or I'll go all Voldemort on your ass.

I'm not exactly a fangirl. I just think the books are fucking awesome!
I don't think anyone from Harry Potter is hot. I just really love the books :]
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ReemFTW wrote:^ZOMG shut up, or I'll go all Voldemort on your ass.

I'm not exactly a fangirl. I just think the books are fucking awesome!
I don't think anyone from Harry Potter is hot. I just really love the books :]
Yes you are a fucking fangirl. No stupid hoe would put a touch my tralalala sig if it weren't for harry.
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dude, you didn't get it. it's DRACO saying that man. TO Harry.

whatever. :mrgreen:

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ReemFTW wrote:dude, you didn't get it. it's DRACO saying that man. TO Harry.

whatever. :mrgreen:

Any books my friends suggest suck!
karma sutra :winkwink:

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Diary of Anne Frank :suicide:
I've got others but this is one of the worst for sure
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Shiv wrote:
ReemFTW wrote:dude, you didn't get it. it's DRACO saying that man. TO Harry.

whatever. :mrgreen:

Any books my friends suggest suck!
karma sutra :winkwink:
what about it? :smug:
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ReemFTW wrote:
Shiv wrote:
ReemFTW wrote:dude, you didn't get it. it's DRACO saying that man. TO Harry.

whatever. :mrgreen:

Any books my friends suggest suck!
karma sutra :winkwink:
what about it? :smug:
is nice book :2cool4u:

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probably Twilight ...the story is not the worst , but the level of writing is fucking bad ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:probably Twilight ...the story is not the worst , but the level of writing is fucking bad ...
I'm not sure how it compares to Harry Potter, but once I noticed the redundancies in those books I almost couldn't read without thinking how annoying it was to see "malicious" being used to describe Malfoy and every piece of dialogue was "said" and hardly ever "yelled," "whispered," "exclaimed..." etc.
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worst book:
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Shiv wrote:worst book:
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yeah right, that's a great bedtime story book! :devious:
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Jeremy Kill wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:probably Twilight ...the story is not the worst , but the level of writing is fucking bad ...
I'm not sure how it compares to Harry Potter, but once I noticed the redundancies in those books I almost couldn't read without thinking how annoying it was to see "malicious" being used to describe Malfoy and every piece of dialogue was "said" and hardly ever "yelled," "whispered," "exclaimed..." etc.
I don't know...I think Harry Potter is written much more better than Twilight...and so Stephen King thinks :silly:
and HP is just better story for me too...sometimes it's pretty funny and I laughed ...but what really catched me on HP is that there is Love,Hope,Sacrifice and the biggest friendship you can see...and of course characters...Harry is the one who never gives up and he had to find all sorts of courage in him...Hermione is the one who knows everything and Ron is funny and he bounds them all...and then Snape,Dumbledore Luna ...
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
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Treasure Island... soooo boring
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Paddy Clarke Ha Ha Ha by Roddy Doyle
A Spot Of Bother by Mark Haddon

Two pieces of shit that I never even finished. I was so dissapointed by the Mark Haddon one because he wrote The Curious Incident Of The Dog In The Night-time, and I loved that.
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Shiv wrote:worst book:
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Uh.. wow.
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Three Cups of Tea. Had to read it for school. Barf.
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If you thought Twilight was bad, try City of Bones by Cassandra Clarke. It's Twilight mixed with alternate gothic or something where the main character is all fake rebel. I couldn't read the first 15 pages without barfing.
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