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I Got My First Ticket

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Fuck, I was half a block away from my house when I got stopped by the police after work today. Apparently I blew a red light (it was still amber when I had already turned, but whatever) and rolled through two Stop signs (it's midnight, I don't think anyone would be doing complete 2 second stops anyways).

But yeah, guilty as charged, the cop gave me a break though or else I would've lost my license. I just have to pay a $170 fine (better than the latter outcome of... more than that). I'm just mad since most cops in this town are douche bags in training and have to find every little excuse to stop you for stuff.

All I have to say is, "Fuckin'... fuckin' cops."

I'm going to listen to Underclass Hero now, because I don't need to be told anything. I'm fine as it is. Fuck the elitists. Hell yeah, man.
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That sucks dude, but it's worse in here, there's a big hole in Estonia's budget so they're making it up by giving maximum fine's and arresting everyone they can, it's stupid. They should give tickets and fines to people because they broke the law, not to make money for the government and fill some politician's pockets who doesn't do shit for the people. It's unfair.
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here in malaysia you wouldn't get fined if you bribe them, my father does that ALL THE TIME and most of the time,it works. i feel sorry for you!
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dude here we have like 4 types of police the local one, the regional,the national and the military one and each one has a police station in my town
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aww =[
the cops here are SOOO NIIICE xD if u murdered someone in front of them they'd probably just slap your hand with a ruler and say 'naughty naughty, now dont do it again!" xD
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i am the law.
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bobbyjames wrote:i am the law.
its true :shock:

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bobbyjames wrote:i am the law.
i fought the law and the law won
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Fucking.. Fucking cops.
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anarchy!
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Sorry for my second post to be so quick but..

It reminded me of an other police-bullcrap story.

On a beautiful day I was smoking weed with my friends, its (kinda) legal in the netherlands so fuck them. But a couple of coppers come too as and said they had a special 'drug collection' day and they took our weed. I didnt want to give it but you cant tell the oh so great policeforce to get lost. But the assholes even started to smoke our weed!

It's a good thing that there is police. But 90% of them are jerks who abuse their suite. If a random guy came to me and said 'gimme your drugs!' I'd say 'fu'. but with the same guy in a police uniform is a complete different story..they can make you...dissapear..PAM PAM PAAAAAM *scary sound*
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Billy41 wrote:Sorry for my second post to be so quick but..

It reminded me of an other police-bullcrap story.

On a beautiful day I was smoking weed with my friends, its (kinda) legal in the netherlands so fuck them. But a couple of coppers come too as and said they had a special 'drug collection' day and they took our weed. I didnt want to give it but you cant tell the oh so great policeforce to get lost. But the assholes even started to smoke our weed!

It's a good thing that there is police. But 90% of them are jerks who abuse their suite. If a random guy came to me and said 'gimme your drugs!' I'd say 'fu'. but with the same guy in a police uniform is a complete different story..they can make you...dissapear..PAM PAM PAAAAAM *scary sound*
thats actually funny as hell!

i would totally make them :suicide:

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yeh, fuck cops.
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you should've tried one of these

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29. Ask if he has a daughter. If he says yes, say I thought the name sounded familiar..... :D
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that sucks.
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Here you can easily get away by slipping a couple bucks into their pockets.
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Yeah, it sucks... But like you said, they're cops !
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What sucks most about small town cops is that after a while, you get to know them and vice-versa.

Last year my friends and I got in a fight with this other group of guys at the park and we were walking home all beat up and bloodied. A cop drives by and asks us what happened. Later on during the year I'm with some of the guys from the fight night as well as some people from Vancouver just walking home from 7-11 (where was taught) and a cop pulls by and asks us what's going on because we were walking home at around 1AM or something, but we weren't drinking. It turns out it was the same cop from the fight night and he's like, "Oh... it's you guys."

But anyways, I paid my ticket off. It's about a day and a half's worth of pay, but oh well.
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you rolled through two stop signs? dude, in Sask a roll through a stop sign is a 220 dollar fine. your lucky you weren't in Sask.

on another note; during my first driver's exam (road test) i almost got into two accidents. i had 26 points against me, when i could only have 9 to pass. i came back two weeks later and passed with 9. :cool:
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