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mine would have to be anything from anchor man ae

''What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad.'' - Ron Burgundy LOL

J.D. and Turk from Scrubs were talking about a fight J.D. got into and J.D. said, "Hey, he had two broken knuckles, while I only had one fractured skull. Scoreboard!"

hahah yea maan i have sooo many fav scrubs quotes

Jake: Do you even know where New Zealand is?
J.D.: You Can dance your way there from Old Zealand.
Jake: Are you an idiot?

Janitor: drill fork you can drill and fork...mostly fork

"Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!"

"Legen -- wait for it -- dary." - Barney from How I Met Your Mother.

"What so I'm supposed to sit here alone and eat my dessert like I'm fucking Steven Glansburg?" SUPERBAD

"Very nice, how much?" or "Great success!" from Borat.

I don't even like the movie, yet I find myself saying those all the time.

" Yo check it.
God, you got skills !....."

Bobby from King of The Hill. (The Sum 41 episode)

"Naabend!" - James Bond in "Casino Royal" to the german actor Jürgen Tarrach who has mixed James Bond with a parking valet.

"In the kitchen Meg!?" - Peter from Family Guy after Meg throws up after peter chases her around farting.

yes they deserve to die and i hope they burn in hell - Samuel L Jackson, A Time To Kill

"Good night San De ago, Im Ron Burgundy?"
"Dammit! who changed the TelePrompTer to read a question mark?!?! you know Ron always says what he reads!!!"
-Anchorman

"If you don't chew big red then fuck you."
-Talledega Nights

"I dropped the screw in the tuna"-Kel from Kenan and Kel

"he is some guardian, an awesome guy, a dark knight"- Gordon's last quote in the Dark Knight

NoReason27 wrote:"Good night San De ago, Im Ron Burgundy?"
"Dammit! who changed the TelePrompTer to read a question mark?!?! you know Ron always says what he reads!!!"
-Anchorman

"If you don't chew big red then fuck you."
-Talledega Nights

I love both of those so much.
(but it's: Dammit! who typed a question mark on the teleoprompter)

Billy41 wrote:"I dropped the screw in the tuna"-Kel from Kenan and Kel

Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda... god that show was great...


my personal favorite quote that was in a movie is a George W. Bush quote "Fuck Sadaam, were taking him out' from the movie FUCK (a documentary about the F word)

But one of my favorite quotes has got to be
""I'm not gonna fuck a gorilla!"" Steve Martin in the man with two brains

or ""Hey, Fuck you. Doughnuts are awesome"" From Harold and kumar 2

or "Nobody gives a damn, you have to take it." from The Departed

or "EVERYONE PANIC! It's LIKE THE TITANIC ONLY WITH BEARS!" from Semi-pro

Sidewinder Boss: Hey. Hey. How many times do I have to tell you? No shirt, no service. Get the hell out of my store. What do you think this is, Club Med?
Doug: It's called America, dude. Learn the rules.
Sidewinder Boss: "Learn the rules?" No, YOU learn the rules. We Greeks invented democracy.
Doug: You also invented homos.
Sidewinder Boss: Fuck you.
Doug: You wish. You gotta buy me dinner first.

Ghost World

Narrator: Tyler, you are by far the most interesting single-serving friend I've ever met... see I have this thing: everything on a plane is single-serving...
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then...


Tyler Durden: Three minutes. This is it - ground zero. Would you like to say a few words to mark the occasion?
Narrator: ...i... ann... iinn... ff... nnyin...
Narrator: [voiceover] With a gun barrel between your teeth, you speak only in vowels.
[Tyler removes the gun from the Narrator's mouth]
Narrator: I can't think of anything.
Narrator: [voiceover] For a second I totally forgot about Tyler's whole controlled demolition thing and I wonder how clean that gun is.

Edward Norton and Brad Pitt from "Fight Club"

Family Guy rhode island is my favourite episode ever.
"I never knew Biscuit as a dog but I did know her as a coffee table. She was sturdy. All four legs the same length." LOL i love it.
mean girls
"if your from africa...why are you white?"
"omg karen you cant just ask people why they're white!"

"you know, there's nothing wrong with that name."
"there WAS nothing wrong with it...until i was about 12 and that no talent ass clown started winning grammys!"
"why don't you just go by mike?"
"why should i change? he's the one who sucks!"

"what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
".....absolutely nothing. i would sit on my ass all day and do nothing."
"you don't need a million dollars to do nothin' man. take a look at my cousin. he's broke don't do shit."

those are my 2 favourite quotes from my favourite movie Office Space

'you tried your best, and you failed miserably. the moral is - never try'.
- homer simpson (the simpsons)

'when i catch you, i'm goin to rip out your eyes, and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you'.
- moe the bartender (the simpsons)

'it's better to be pissed off than to be pissed on'.
- tom green (the tom green show)

'you are deathmeat'.
- santino marella (the jimmy kimmel show - appearance to promote santino marella vs cousin sal on wwe smackdown)

"i dunno, marge. trying is the first step towards failure..."

spongebob and patrick were at a garage sale.

Patrick pics up a spoon

"how much for this" he asked
Seller - that will be 50 cents sir
Patrick - uhhh, i only have a dollar

spongebob is amazing