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A fucking n00b.
Yeah. I want a n00b. You may now apply to be my n00b if you'd like.
Of course, if I get no applicants, that's okay I guess. I will just have to delete this topic and make it again in a few months.

Criteria:

Both -
Can not be dicks to people on here. I don't think anyone wants two of me.
Must realize how amazing and egotistical I am.
Can not think that being my n00b means me treating them differently.
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.
Has to make SURE that they will never want a different owner, because I will not tolerate n00bs wanting to leave my custody.

Females -
Must PM me n00dz when I wish to get them. I like to joke.

Males -
Can't rebel while in my custody. You see, I have noticed women on here are much easier to get along with than some of the males. The males on here get a hint of rebellion in them, and think that it'll be much more fun on here if they talk bad about the mod staff and what not. I know a female n00b wouldn't do that, because they hold themselves to higher standards.

Anyways, have fun. Find me a n00b.

Aw, I wish 27 and budgie weren't married.

Gibsum 41 wrote:

Lmfao

sure you can be my mommy (T-Hop is my Pappie)

now, charley has gone i could be your noob

i can be ur noob

HAI!!! I asked 1st...

Acoustic Bandit (wiggs1441) wrote:HAI!!! I asked 1st...

Kyle wrote: Criteria:

Both -
Can not have a different owner while being my n00b. If you have a different owner and would like to demolish that, you have to do that before you can become my n00b.

HEM wrote:now, charley has gone i could be your noob

I will do a part time adoption for you. When sumfan gets back on here, he's all yours. You seem to really want a master that is around, for some reason as I'm talking to you on MSN, and I want anything Charley had because I miss him and want him back here.

sum41kicksass wrote:i can be ur noob

Do you have another owner? If so, you must demolish that. I want to be your only owner.
Also, are you male or female? How often do you come on here? You have like 40 posts since 07... I need my n00b to at least have a SHOT at passing me in posts someday. You're a fan of the show Friends, so I'm a fan of you. Joey ftw! PM me your answers to the questions, read my criteria for a n00b so you know everything, and I'll adopt you.



I'm looking for more n00bs, also. I want to have as many as I possibly can. I don't care if there's a limit. n00b stealing FTMFW!

You should adopt budgie and 27.

Then you'd get me!!! :D

I've taken this opportunity to adopt Kyle, so any of his female n00bs must also PM me n00dz.

I also adopt N-27 and take over the N-27 family.



Cry about it

That would mean Bass Cone is in charge of the 27 family dumb-ass.

i fall in both thoose catogories! im kyle's n00 and in the 27 family!

tomhoppus wrote:You should adopt budgie and 27.

Then you'd get me!!! :D

not over my dead body! i will never give up my title.

tomhoppus wrote:You should adopt budgie and 27.

Then you'd get me!!! :D

AND ME

tomhoppus wrote:That would mean Bass Cone is in charge of the 27 family dumb-ass.

Hmmm, no, she can be co-owner with me.

budgie....

Something Corporate wrote:budgie....

Off-topic...
Why should conebizzy watch his words?
He's cool to me, and isn't that all that matters on this site?

Except... he does need to be less of a dick.

Kyle wrote:

Something Corporate wrote:budgie....

Off-topic...
Why should conebizzy watch his words?
He's cool to me, and isn't that all that matters on this site?

Except... he does need to be less of a dick.

I see him as a candidate for the new Kanguv.