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the Avengers - 9.5/10

seriously SEE THIS MOVIE ITS ORGASMIC

Birdemic :shock and terror - 2/10

Its the best worst movie of all time watch it only if you wanna laugh at how bad it is, being drunk usually helps

The Fat Boy Chronicles - 7/10, It's alright for an indie drama.

Howard the Duck - 8/10, Pretty good for a movie from the 80's. So much work seemed to have been put into it and so much goes on. Made me realize how shitty the movie industry has become with all these superhero reboots and remakes of old classics. There's no originality anymore!

La Bamba - 8/10, My girlfriend like watching old movies (40's, 50's era mostly). This one was from the 80's, but I quite liked it. It's quite sad, but still a good movie.

EDIT: I just looked up Howard the Duck on Wikipedia and apparently it's one of the worst movies ever made? Haha, I'm a terrible movie critic!

Kick-ass 7.5-10

Frenemy- 9/10

It got completely slated by critics and people of the like, I can kinda see why but I like it for most of the reasons they dislike it, films like this just appeal to me and make me feel better about life I enjoy the utter randomness it contains too

Resident Skumfuk wrote:

Noreason757 wrote:the Avengers - 9.5/10

seriously SEE THIS MOVIE ITS ORGASMIC

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Lara Croft: Tomb Raider 7/10
+1 for Angelina Jolie with a British accent.

The Pick Of Detiny - 10/10

seen it a million times, but watching it again to get pumped for the RIZE!!!

Dark Shadows - 7/10

The Burton Dream Team: Tim Burton, Johnny Depp, Helena Bonham Carter and Danny Elfman.

Death Note II - The Last Name. 9.5/10
i've seen it like 3 years ago, and i just watched it again. Brilliant that is all.

Be Kind Rewind - 7/10 - A plausible comedy, Jack Black is a funny guy.
Shutter Island - 9/10
Leon - 10/10 - This movie was fucking great.
Contact - 8/10 - If I meet an alien in the future, I hope it will not be my father.
Blade Runner - 9/10 - A great deal of symbolism appeared in this movie, it was kinda creepy.
Lord Of The Rings Trilogy - 10/10
Les Quatre Cents Coups(The 400 Blows) - A great movie, a piece of art.
V For Vendetta - 9/10 - That guy in the mask talked so fucking fast.
The Intouchables - 10/10 - Original, funny, sad, all in one movie.
Singing In The Rain - 9/10
Mar Adentro(The Sea Inside) - 9/10 - Assisted suicide should be possible in every state, it's so fucking stupid to say that "life is not a right, it is an obligation." That guy really deserved to die! He was fighting so long for it.

X-Men First Class - 9/10
The Avengers - 100/10
However I do feel bad because I never saw any of the other movies before hand in both cases.
However I do not feel half as bad bad about X-Men because I love Jennifer Lawrence.

Harry Brown - 8/10, Michael Caine fucks up some British wankers.
Cruel Intentions - 7/10, Funnier than I remembered.
Youth in Revolt - 7/10, Not bad.

The Dictator - 7/10

Night Of The Living Dead - 8/10
The Avengers - 8/10
La Haine - 10/10
Vertigo - 8/10
Fargo - 9/10
Taare Zameen Par (Like Stars On Earth) - 9/10
Aguirre, Der Zorn Gottes (Aguirre, The Wrath Of God) - 8/10
The Nightmare Before Christmas - 9/10
Vals Im Bashir (Waltz With Bashir) - 9/10

Chernobyl Diaries - 7/10, It was okay.

EDIT: Rise of the Planet of the Apes - 8/10, I thought the CGI apes would look lame, but it was actually pretty cool!

Blood Diamond 10/10

The Raid - 9/10

The Dark Knight Rises 9/10 - Such an epic movie. It really tied up the whole series nicely and was fucking cool on its own as well.

Ted - 8/10, It's like Family Guy on a larger scale, but it's pretty good. I laughed.