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one that i am willing to share is...i was at a party in a small town in northern ontario and had done alot of drinking and smoked a pit of pot and me and some of my friends decided that we were hungry..so we got our sober friend dave to drive us to the local general store and so we went in and got around $50 worth of chips and chocolate bars and on our way back we all realized that we had to take a piss so we made dave pull over at the post office and i went around back and my 2 other friends went out in front..we were yelling to each other while we were pissing and there were people in the house connected to the post office and all of a sudden i saw the lights turn on inside so i finished my piss as fast as i could but forgot to pull up my pants and some how made it back out to the car while yelling "people inside are comming" so my friends and i drove away but the people ended up following us in their car..so we were on a chase out of this town for about 15 minutes untill the post office people finaly turned around and went back..but we had pissed all over the hand rails the front and back doors and in almost of the mail slots..it was a pretty good night


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im too young to drink but, my teachers friend got drunk one night and woke up in mexico. and another one of his friends got drunk and arrested for drunk bicecleting

I got drunk once,
It was at the pub near my house
I then walked home
And then went to bed

boniboyblue wrote:I got drunk once,
It was at the pub near my house
I then walked home
And then went to bed

omg!
he walked home AND went to bed
lmao

every thursday to sunday are my drunken nights, too many stories

i was at a party (it was my girl freinds birthday actually) and we were all having a good time getting fairly pissed and then my dumb ass friend started hitting on this dude at the parties ex girl friend. He was too drunk to realise how pissed off this dude was getting and as he was walking away he got a nice hook in the face i ran over to them and tried to break it up and then somehow i got in the fight.
By the end of the night there was like 20 dudes and 3 chicks all in what we thought was a really cool fight, but then the next day my friend who was sober at the time told me that it wasnt a good fight and in reality we were all just standing in a little circle bitch slapping and biting each other :?

I've been semi-drunk once...but I'm too young...I was just sipping at my Dad's Rum and Coke....and I was loopy...it was funny..

But nothing really happened...I thinK I had a hangover in the morning...but I have funnier stories when I'm sober. ^^

It was the "Huzzaaah! School's over biaaatch" party. And I was invited for once (maybe cause I changed my hair style :D) but yeah..... Nothing happened really the only think that happened was that I puked on my friend while he was making out with someone in the bathroom..

well to many to tell.

once i was reaaaallly drunk and went home and fell asleep in front of my home door where my mom found me on the next morning... i thought it was fuckin hilarious!
and once i told my friend that eagles dont really fly, theyre really just machines and we dont even really see them, we imagine them.. my friend told me next day and i still think that was creepy. idk why...

my friends and i were really shitfaced this one night and my friend held a lighter to another one of my friends pants- this dude was on a long ass story so into it but no one had a clue what he was rambling about-- so we were just watching this lighter to the bottom of this pair of jeans, too hypmotized to say anything and then the jeans started to go up in flames cuz i guess something had spilled on them earlier and they were still wet- this dude was freaking out and screaming and we were all laughing as he stripped to his boxers. he had thrown the jeans on this couch and the couch caught on fire. we put it out with a bottle of coke. and that kid no longer has any hair on the outer half of his left leg haha

44angels wrote:my friends and i were really shitfaced this one night and my friend held a lighter to another one of my friends pants- this dude was on a long ass story so into it but no one had a clue what he was rambling about-- so we were just watching this lighter to the bottom of this pair of jeans, too hypmotized to say anything and then the jeans started to go up in flames cuz i guess something had spilled on them earlier and they were still wet- this dude was freaking out and screaming and we were all laughing as he stripped to his boxers. he had thrown the jeans on this couch and the couch caught on fire. we put it out with a bottle of coke. and that kid no longer has any hair on the outer half of his left leg haha

lmao thats awsome

I'm, um, 14, so i dont really have any interesting stories. But i do have something. Last year my aunt came to visit, so if course my parents had out all of the wine and stuff. I was sick, so i asked my mom to get my some juice (since youre suppose to drink alot of liquids when youre sick or something). Soooo she goes out into the kitchen and, being confused, poors me some whine. Well i had a cold, and it was this type of juice that was suppose to have a tart flavor anyways, so i drank the whole thing (well, almost the whole thing. There were still a couple drops at the bottom of the glass). I told my mom that it tasted kind of weird, so she tasted it (why she would drink it when im sick is beyond me) and it turns out it was whine. Oh god, she lost it. Going off about how i should taste the difference and all. Bleh. It was good too.

So yeah. Thats my ever-so-exciting story.