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Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:11 am
by J-Pan
i duno but i heard somewhere that having your laptop on your lap is bad for your genitals?

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:21 am
by Dylan
doubt it. :lol:

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:30 am
by Sharky39
its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, but only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 4:46 am
by J-Pan
Sharky39 wrote:its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, nut only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.
lol

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 8:51 am
by Pedro
I dont even put mine on my lap >_>

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 11:14 am
by ToMaTaN
laptops are bad for your...well...laptops :lol:

nah, i don't recon it's too bad for your little guys, bt if it is, i can see why.

and oh ya, no kids for me :shock:

...

does that mean i don't have to wear a condom :smug:

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sun Apr 27, 2008 10:03 pm
by Boni
I heard that too but my laptop is always in the docking station so :D

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 12:47 am
by Dylan
Sharky39 wrote:its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, but only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.
if it's heat thats the problem, then does that mean, the closer you travel to the equator, the lower the average sperm count in men is?
:lol:

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 5:29 pm
by budgie
lol ^

ive heard rumours, but no real proof
it might be why they are called "notebooks" instead of "laptops" nowadays though

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 8:26 pm
by Jake
Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 9:36 pm
by tomhoppus
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:22 pm
by budgie
tomhoppus wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........
:lol:




:shock:

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Mon Apr 28, 2008 10:24 pm
by tomhoppus
budgie wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........
:lol:




:shock:

Well think about it.... it does

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Tue Apr 29, 2008 11:29 pm
by budgie
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Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:58 pm
by Bobbyjames
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
yet the birth rate seems to be getting higher. there's some sort of conspiracy going on here...

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 4:22 am
by Dylan
bobbyjames wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
yet the birth rate seems to be getting higher. there's some sort of conspiracy going on here...
its the damned chinese! they are so horny, yet they don't seem to know what a condom is! :o

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Sat May 03, 2008 2:48 pm
by tomhoppus
:lol:

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 5:17 pm
by Druska
the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Tue May 06, 2008 7:22 pm
by ToMaTaN
Still_Waiting wrote:the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say
yea, i hear you guys sometimes bleed from your fannys for days!

Re: Laptops bad for you?

Posted: Wed May 07, 2008 9:45 pm
by Druska
ToMaTaN wrote:
Still_Waiting wrote:the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say
yea, i hear you guys sometimes bleed from your fannys for days!
incredible but true we bleed lol it's quite painful though