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Laptops bad for you?

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i duno but i heard somewhere that having your laptop on your lap is bad for your genitals?
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doubt it. :lol:
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its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, but only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.
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Sharky39 wrote:its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, nut only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.
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I dont even put mine on my lap >_>
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laptops are bad for your...well...laptops :lol:

nah, i don't recon it's too bad for your little guys, bt if it is, i can see why.

and oh ya, no kids for me :shock:

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does that mean i don't have to wear a condom :smug:
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I heard that too but my laptop is always in the docking station so :D
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Sharky39 wrote:its the heat from the bottom that makes you lose sperm count, but only if you literally leave your laptop on your lap for days. other than that, its does fuck all but keep you warm.
if it's heat thats the problem, then does that mean, the closer you travel to the equator, the lower the average sperm count in men is?
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lol ^

ive heard rumours, but no real proof
it might be why they are called "notebooks" instead of "laptops" nowadays though
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Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
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Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........
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tomhoppus wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........
:lol:




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budgie wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
especially masturbating...........
:lol:




:shock:

Well think about it.... it does
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Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
yet the birth rate seems to be getting higher. there's some sort of conspiracy going on here...
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bobbyjames wrote:
Jake wrote:Have u not noticed everything seems to lower you sperm count these days?
yet the birth rate seems to be getting higher. there's some sort of conspiracy going on here...
its the damned chinese! they are so horny, yet they don't seem to know what a condom is! :o
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:lol:
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the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say
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Still_Waiting wrote:the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say
yea, i hear you guys sometimes bleed from your fannys for days!
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ToMaTaN wrote:
Still_Waiting wrote:the waves from cell phones, laptops.... affect us(girls) too or at least that's what people say
yea, i hear you guys sometimes bleed from your fannys for days!
incredible but true we bleed lol it's quite painful though
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