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here's a little ditty i wrote while on the crapper..


(from the top) ohhhhhhhhhhh!
The government is watching you poo.
The government is watching you poo.
There's a pervert, named larry, in the CIA,
oh, and he's watching you too.

The government is watching you shit.
The government is watching you shit.
They watch you when you're wiping and they watch you when you sit,
oh, the government is watching you shit.

the government is stealing your excretion.
the government is stealing your excretion.
They wanna make sure your not a terrorist or on a secret mission,
ohn, the government is stealing your excretion.

the government is watching you crap.
The government is watching you crap.
So grab that towel, cover up your lap,
oh, the government is watching you crap.

(all together now!) the government is watching you poop
the government is watching you poop.
there's an agent named larry, he's really really scarry,
and oh yeah, he's watchin you poop.

I probably should've read this after going to the bathroom... :|

wow I have a new favorite song

yea it is a funny song if it were played in fast raw punk style it would be badass, haha can you invision a music video to this song, haha

sumday4182 wrote:yea it is a funny song if it were played in fast raw punk style it would be badass, haha can you invision a music video to this song, haha

the way i have it set up is it's like kinda a slow-ish almost rockabilly song.
It would be kinda cool to have it raw punk-ish.

and hell yeah, they music video would be gross but awesome.

lmao, i just finished the shirt.

http://www.zazzle.com/the_government_is ... 0416977690

hah, the songs actually pretty good

It's better than the other song i wrote while shitting...