Seeing as its that time of year, I'd like to share with you lot a christmas song I wrote...
Enjoy
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I woke up christmas morning
just gone half past 8
hungover from the night before
i wasnt feeling great
staggard downstairs to see just exactly what i had
nothing was under the tree, boy did that make me mad
Its Christmas time again
Its that shitty time of year
where you have to be nice to everyone
who wants to spread their cheer
Its christmas time at last
Pease never let it go
Where is the fat man with my gifts
and wheres the fucking snow?
I never get just what i want
but something close to it
I like to be a scrooge right now
make people feel like shit
days like these always only fill me with regret
Shut up you whore, ive had enough, im going back to bed
Its Christmas time again
Its that shitty time of year
where you have to be nice to everyone
who wants to spread their cheer
Its christmas time at last
Pease never let it go
Where is the fat man with my gifts
and wheres the fucking snow?
I have to wear that awful jumper
gran knitted for me
I have to greet all of the members
of my family
I really really wish i could be somewhere else but here
why cant i open up the ground and dissapear?
Its Christmas time again
Its that shitty time of year
where you have to be nice to everyone
who wants to spread their cheer
Its christmas time at last
Pease never let it go
Where is the fat man with my gifts
and wheres the fucking snow?
Its Christmas time again
Its that shitty time of year
where i end up being a miserable git
and though i hate it i must admit
Its christmas time again
and when the girls have gotten drunk
they get easy, and i can then
cover them with...
kisses
