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ZOMG!!WHERE DID GRANDPA GO?!
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 12:31 pm
by grandpa
as you can tell...i havnt been around very much lately...so
DISCUSS! (or guess where i've been...and maybe ill give you a treat if you tell me the correct answer :D )
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 1:25 pm
by UnderclassHeroine
You're too busy getting blowjobs from a male prostitute.
You're working.
You're busy with school.
You're just not being on so much to mess with us.
Anything close?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 3:45 pm
by [stoked-cow]
is it because no-one's laid your sey-ass body near the fireplace lately?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 4:50 pm
by budgie
you were on holidays
you've been learning to drive
you OD'd and were uncoincious for a week
you had temporary brain damage and forgot you had fingers
you died
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 6:01 pm
by Bobbyjames
you found a unicorn.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 7:10 pm
by budgie
bobbyjames wrote:you found a unicorn.
who asked you to polish its horn.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 9:41 pm
by LTS
You've been busy getting robbed by OJ?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:19 pm
by Jonny
long wank.
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 10:59 pm
by grandpa
UnderclassHeroine wrote:You're too busy getting blowjobs from a male prostitute.
You're working.
You're busy with school.
You're just not being on so much to mess with us.
Anything close?
what do you mean by "your just not being on so much to mess with us?
and your school part is partially right
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:17 pm
by Phili
Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
Posted: Thu Sep 20, 2007 11:32 pm
by formerly killer41
come to think of it, i havnt been on in ages
:D damn school
i only had 2 lessons today...
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 1:52 am
by grandpa
Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone
and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never
have, even though he spends most of his off time with.
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 4:40 pm
by budgie
grandpa wrote:Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone
and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never
have, even though he spends most of his off time with.
a girlfriend?.... :o
or a grandson?
or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?
Posted: Fri Sep 21, 2007 9:01 pm
by Bobbyjames
budgie. wrote:grandpa wrote:Phili wrote:Exams. Didn't you say that before you disappeared for a while?
no...it was band.
band=gay
no questions asked...but thats not why ive been gone
and ill give you a hint: its something youd think grandpa would never
have, even though he spends most of his off time with.
a girlfriend?.... :o
or a grandson?
or
a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?
haha, that would be awesome, where can i get one of these?
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 12:10 am
by budgie
ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o
heres one
its from japan
Posted: Sat Sep 22, 2007 3:34 am
by Zam
Damned Japanese.
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:21 am
by LTS
budgie. wrote:ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o
heres one
its from japan
\LMFAO!
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 3:02 pm
by Bobbyjames
budgie. wrote:ZOMMFG! theyre actually real! :o
heres one
its from japan
LMFAO
Posted: Sun Sep 23, 2007 8:49 pm
by grandpa
budgie. wrote:or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?
lol...no
my arms work just fine...
and wtf is that thing at the bottem...a dilldo?
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2007 12:42 am
by Zam
grandpa wrote:budgie. wrote:or a mechanical arm that masturbates for you?
lol...no
my arms work just fine...
and wtf is that thing at the bottem...a dilldo?
I'm guessing... or a vibrator..