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The Official Adopt A Noob Program

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Adopt A Noob Program
Mission Statement: To help new people (referred to as noobs) find their place in There's No Solution's Forum. If a noob should have a question, it can have a "owner" to ask the question. It's to help the noob get around, with out feeling like a complete r-tard.

Rules and Requirements (Revised):
1: All adoption request must be posted in this topic, and no where else. All adoption must be approved by myself. And both the noob and the owner must say they are both willing for the adoption to be made.
2: Noob must have less post than it's owner. In the event of the noob surpassing the parent (by 50 post), the parent can let the noob go, or become the noob themselve.
3: Both owners and noob must have a signature (also known as a Sig) clarifying the adoption of a noob.
4:No more than 2 noobs (no exceptions)
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k i want to be adopted
adopt me bitches
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I'll adopt you :lol:
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erikj9 wrote:k i want to be adopted
adopt me bitches
humm...READ THE RULES POST WHORE! :D
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what theres rules
i dont read anything that has the word "rules" in it lol :D
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Ken wrote:http://theresnosolution.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=295


Sorry, should I lock this?
i locked it
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and can this be stickiedfied?
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id stickyfie it but im not on rjs account right now
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Who will be lucky enough to be my noob!

Where's RJ? 8)
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I'm looking for a noob!

Needs to be sexy. 8)

Where's V?

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Nic wrote:Who will be lucky enough to be my noob!

Where's RJ? 8)
NIC!!!
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i want to be adopted

someone adopt me! :)
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ill adopt a noob as long as theyre house trained... and dont already hate me
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First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
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grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:
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I want a sexy n00b. 8)
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erikj9 wrote:
grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:
dude...you can adopt someone...youve got enough post
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DJChaos182 wrote:i want to be adopted

someone adopt me! :)
want me to adopt you?

c'mon! its my birthday! :P (really, it is. wheres my present?)
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grandpa wrote:
erikj9 wrote:
grandpa wrote:First Adoption ever on TNS:
Grandpa adopted VictorManciniâ„¢
you didnt adopt me? :cry: :cry:
dude...you can adopt someone...youve got enough post
so.... im a nooby nooby noob
and i need someone to shut my ass up 8)
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