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Have an awesome one! Which I am sure you are with that snazzy guitar!

FUCKY EAWH CHEERS BOR :2cool4neonel;

i9l will thank the lord and all his gay servents etc

happy bday, you drunkard

Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday! Hope it's a good one.

jholy shit i could not love oyu fuckers morek i am so drunka dn this shit's ficking up my spelling and everying TECHNOLGY IS GENIOUS holy shit alrilght net person to suck pmy penis is definitely jake

SO MAYN BIRTHDAY WISHESI FROM YOU GYS, DI ONT EVEN KONW IF I DESERVES THIS KINDA SHIT BU IW ORKED AT FUCKING 7UAM ON MY IRTHDAY SO I DESEVEVE ANYTHING I GET FUCK THE FUCKING ITCHES THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THIS SHIT

you are my hero man. Happy Birthdate!

already wished you a happy birthday
/toocoolforthis

YOU GUSY ARESO FUCKING GREAT> IM DRUNK AS FUCK YET I STILL APRPECIATE THAT


HOLY SHIT dude

you know the song i'm listening to righ tnow is STORY OF A LONELY GUY

btu im not even lonely righ tnow. so shit doens't paply to me. press "next and listen tto shi shit. wait a second

akrught it's ROCK SHOW
taht smo're like it.
party till you're fucking 90 yerars old motherfukcers. lets do this shti

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fuck,ing love shearts dont' work can you conver thtat shit jake? <# you vorever

Have a great one man, i enjoy reading your drunk messages :)

Have a birthday warning for double & TRIPLE posting.

Happy birthday.

TYLER IS FUUUUUUUCKED

Happy Birthday man.

Happy birthday. :-)

Thanks everyone! From sober me this time.