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Alright guys....who's gonna own me?
post if your interested!

What does adopting a n00b entail?

fergal41 wrote:What does adopting a n00b entail?

sex abuse....duh!

Sure, I'm interested...I love little boys...hehehe


jk

SickofEveryone wrote:Sure, I'm interested...I love little boys...hehehe


jk

well, are you actually interested? make your bid....

fergal41 wrote:What does adopting a n00b entail?

Housebreaking it, feeding and walking it twice a day.

Sure, I'm interested. I'm up for the challenge.

I have 4 dicks.

TOP THAT.

Gregorovich wrote:I have 4 dicks.

TOP THAT.

WHo would want 4 crappy weird dicks. 1 is all it takes.
I believe the victim should be able to choose what he wants.

SickofEveryone wrote:Sure, I'm interested. I'm up for the challenge.

i dont know man...Nothing against you. But your not necessarily an elder compared to me. Despite your post's dominating mine. You only joined like a month before me.....so, i just dont think i should be your responsibility for the time being. But you're a great guy so, dont be discouraged. I dont hate you, i like you. I just think this is what's best for the both of us...

EDIT: its just that i see you as an equal man, like a friend...

Gregorovich wrote:I have 4 dicks.

TOP THAT.

so far you got the gig man, unless if someone else jumps on board....then i'll have decide again.
But as of now...you own me. But its not official untill later...

I want you I give amazing hugs and I too play bass Although one of my balls is much bigger than the other two PICK ME!!!

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:Sure, I'm interested. I'm up for the challenge.

i dont know man...Nothing against you. But your not necessarily an elder compared to me. Despite your post's dominating mine. You only joined like a month before me.....so, i just dont think i should be your responsibility for the time being. But you're a great guy so, dont be discouraged. I dont hate you, i like you. I just think this is what's best for the both of us...

EDIT: its just that i see you as an equal man, like a friend...

WHAT? I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! JKJJK

That's cool! ITotally understand.


YOU HEAR THAT GUYS HE SEES ME AS A PERSON, NOT A PIMP! hahahaha!

SickofEveryone wrote:

cladam41 wrote:

SickofEveryone wrote:Sure, I'm interested. I'm up for the challenge.

i dont know man...Nothing against you. But your not necessarily an elder compared to me. Despite your post's dominating mine. You only joined like a month before me.....so, i just dont think i should be your responsibility for the time being. But you're a great guy so, dont be discouraged. I dont hate you, i like you. I just think this is what's best for the both of us...

EDIT: its just that i see you as an equal man, like a friend...

WHAT? I HOPE YOU BURN IN HELL! JKJJK

That's cool! ITotally understand.


YOU HEAR THAT GUYS HE SEES ME AS A PERSON, NOT A PIMP! hahahaha!

I'm such a pimp, me and my friends are pimps and pimp slap eachother all the time, no lie

I'll adopt you if you let me ball you?

fergal41 wrote:I'll adopt you if you let me ball you?

Said the priest to the orphan...

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

fergal41 wrote:I'll adopt you if you let me ball you?

Said the priest to the orphan...

What an awesome priest.

alright guys...each one of you is great in your different ways.
heres my reviews.

Gregor-
You have great experience with your posts, and your time being on this site. I can easily see you as my future master. You seem capable and responsible. Only flaw- is that, i dont see you on tns too often. i dont know, maybe im just weird. but i do worry if you'll notice me. But on the plus side- you have great exp. with the site and your old enough to be responsible for me.

Fucking Jables-
Your like my best friend on tns! this is good, and bad AT THE SAME TIME. You dissapoint me in the sense that, your not much of an elder (joined last year) and your age is somewhat close to mine. Its difficult to see such a good friend as my master. But- your good qualities, i trust you the most to take appreciative note of my existance. your extremely funny. But just like SickofEveryone, its hard to see a friend as a superior. Basically to sum it up- I'd be proud to be your n00b, but im worried about it becoming awkward.

Fergal-
You by far, have the time on this site. You are a true elder and joined shortly after the site began. Because of this, being your n00b wont be awkward at all. But the down- WALKING DISASTER? WTFF????? you've been on the site for ages but your only a WD!! you got to step up on your posts man...haha, you cant be my master if im gonna eventually pass you up. Basically- you'd be the PERFECT master if you just posted more.

ok, guys,,,give me a day to think about this decision. This is intense. Thank you all for your submitts

SickofEveryone wrote:

Dr. Cliterus of Ponty wrote:

fergal41 wrote:I'll adopt you if you let me ball you?

Said the priest to the orphan...

What an awesome priest.

Just a fun guy in a collar. No frills. All balls. I like this priest.

alright. I have made my decision.......
I trust Jables to be my master of TNS.
I shall put my n00byship into his hands.
I shall rely on him, to help me when im trolled
I shall obey him, to keep me from being a troll spammer douche
and most of all,
I shall love him like my TNS fathe master personr- because that is now what he is.