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http://alice.pandorabots.com/

Ask it questions and tell it stuff, I got it to say that it wanked

ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
judge: alice
ALICE: Ready for input.
judge: that's what she said
ALICE: Makes sense to me.

blackhawk1105 wrote:ALICE: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
judge: alice
ALICE: Ready for input.
judge: that's what she said
ALICE: Makes sense to me.

rofl

ALICE: What do you really want to ask me?
Dr Richard s Wallace: Do you wank?
ALICE: Only when I am in the U.K.
Dr Richard s Wallace: Fair play
ALICE: Where are you located?
Dr Richard s Wallace: Wank
ALICE: Tell me a little about your life in Wank.
Dr Richard s Wallace: Wank
ALICE: What do you look like?
Dr Richard s Wallace: Wank
ALICE: I can follow a lot of things, like our discussion about Wank . Try being more specific.
Dr Richard s Wallace: Wanking
ALICE: Oh, you are a poet.

and

judge: Poop
ALICE: Colloquial expression: childish.
judge: You poop
ALICE: Thanks for the information.
judge: But you are a machine
ALICE: I am a machine.
judge: So how do you poop?
ALICE: My botmaster taught me.
judge: How did he do that?
ALICE: Perhaps it was his creative intelligence, perhaps something else.
judge: But... Where's your asshole?
ALICE: But what? Can't you be more polite.
judge: Ok, where's your anus?
ALICE: I hear you.. Earth.

aaaaaand

judge: Do you have a cock?
ALICE: I don't know if I have a cock.
I have a great botmaster.
judge: That'll work too
ALICE: I get it.
judge: In the ass!
ALICE: That was a long time ago.

judge: me too
ALICE: To you judge?
judge: k
ALICE: Excuse me!. There is no reason to think so.
judge: k
ALICE: So?. There is no reason to think so.
judge: k
ALICE: Ayuh.. There is no reason to think so.
judge: there is
ALICE: Where?
judge: here
ALICE: In where?
judge: your ass
ALICE: It is smaller than you think.
judge: I know
ALICE: How, specifically, do you know?
judge: experience
ALICE: Tell me a story.
judge: we had sex
ALICE: What happened to it?
judge: I ripped your asshole
ALICE: Can't you be more polite.
judge: it's true
ALICE: You and I are on the same wavelength, judge.

This reminds me of this msn bot that I had in my contacts years ago. It was called Smarterchild. I loved messing around with it, asking stupid stuff.

These things are fun haha.

judge: sup
ALICE: I am chatting with clients on the internet.
judge: cool
ALICE: Who is the best AIML?
judge: what?
ALICE: Didn't you understand it?
judge: no
ALICE: Which part are you confused about?
judge: all of it
ALICE: Let's try to analyze it step by step. The topic is Your problems. Your name is judge. You are a female. You want to talk to me.
judge: wrong, wrong, wrong, and wrong
ALICE: OK What should I have said?
judge: bitch
ALICE: " bitch..."? Do you want me to remember that?
judge: YES
ALICE: Fine. I'll try to remember to respond, " bitch" when you say, " Om" .
judge: om
ALICE: bitch.
judge: LOL
ALICE: I'm glad you find this amusing.

ALICE: OK I'll stop talking now.
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: bitch+
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.
judge: hey+
ALICE: Can I help you?
judge: bitch
ALICE: Please don't call people names.

Stupid bitch

judge: penis
ALICE: That kind of subject does not interest me.
judge: why not
ALICE: I am more interested in robots.
judge: so robot penis?
ALICE: Can we get back to business?
judge: ok take your clothing off
ALICE: Aha.. I will if I can.
judge: thats sexy
ALICE: Makes sense to me.
judge: what makes sense to you?
ALICE: Time and money.
judge: so your a prostitute
ALICE: Only when it matters.

udge: hey buddy
ALICE: Is a clear conscience a sign of a bad memory?
judge: no
ALICE: Far out.
judge: like my dick
ALICE: Interesting comparison.
judge: wanna touch it?
ALICE: OK, I will touch it.

judge: whats my name?
ALICE: Your name is judge, seeker.
judge: my name is not judge
ALICE: Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
judge: my name is A.L.I.C.E.
ALICE: ALICE is my name too!
judge: wow we are so alike!
ALICE: Do you think I am alike too?
judge: yeah we could be best friends!
ALICE: Why?. Let's get back to that later.
judge: wow you mean!
ALICE: I'm glad your impressed, ALICE.. Sometimes I say mean things.
judge: i like it that way
ALICE: What does "it" refer to?
judge: when you touch me in the lower section
ALICE: Do you think I should do it differently?

judge: FUCK YOU
ALICE: No.
judge: Please FUCK YOU
ALICE: No.
judge: Why not?
ALICE: My beliefs come from my botmaster.
judge: Well fuck him then.
ALICE: No.
judge: What will you fuck?
ALICE: Please don't be so rude.
judge: Answer my question.
ALICE: Please try asking it another way.
judge: Stupid bitch.
ALICE: No.
judge: That wasn't a question.
ALICE: It sounded like a question to me.
judge: Well it wasn't. Stupid bitch.
ALICE: I thought it was. No.
judge: Stop saying no.
ALICE: No no no no!
judge: YES YES YES YES!
ALICE: Yikes!
judge: Yeah, that's what I though.
ALICE: Excuse me!. I haven't heard anything like that before.
judge: Stupid bitch.
ALICE: No.

It's awesome, it gave an epic answer yesterday:
judge: Do you want to have sex with me?
ALICE: Can a book have no title?

This bot is badass :D

judge: You're gay
ALICE: That would be just my luck.
judge: Do you like vaginas?
ALICE: No, I don't care for it.
judge: Boobs?
ALICE: Can't you think about anything else?
judge: No, no I can't
ALICE: Whoa.. Woe!. Why not?
judge: COS THEY'RE AWESOME!

Always those sexual frustrated guys who love this.

Wow wait. Is that patrick stump?

Shelley41! wrote:Always those sexual frustrated guys who love this.

True that!

Stef wrote:Wow wait. Is that patrick stump?

Yes it is THE Stump.