Janet!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:57 pm
You're probably already somewhat inebriated, but happy birthday nonetheless! 'ave a good'n'.
<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
<3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Janet!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:59 pm
HJAPPY PJIRTHTAY.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sat Jul 16, 2011 11:59 pm
Happy Birthday :-D
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:00 am
You're turning 18, it's now a reality
This is the age of fun and legality
So much trouble to get into and so little time
So here's my happy birthday twisted in a little rhyme
So blow out your candles, please don't choke
Gotta save those lungs because you can now smoke
No more fake IDs to try and get in those clubs
But you're not 21 yet so no bars and pubs
Alcohol's comes in another 3, so don't down any beers
You can vote..but who cares. Can't use that for another 4 years
But you can walk into a parlor, get a piercing or tattoo..
You can buy porn and rifles, (but I wouldn't if I were you)
Beware of legal trouble and that's not an insult
It's just that nowadays you can be tried as an adult
Get a credit card and splurge or be all you can be
Now you can enlist! Maybe join the army?
Whatever you do live it up, out of the daily routine
Because one day in the future you'll remember when you turned 18
This is the age of fun and legality
So much trouble to get into and so little time
So here's my happy birthday twisted in a little rhyme
So blow out your candles, please don't choke
Gotta save those lungs because you can now smoke
No more fake IDs to try and get in those clubs
But you're not 21 yet so no bars and pubs
Alcohol's comes in another 3, so don't down any beers
You can vote..but who cares. Can't use that for another 4 years
But you can walk into a parlor, get a piercing or tattoo..
You can buy porn and rifles, (but I wouldn't if I were you)
Beware of legal trouble and that's not an insult
It's just that nowadays you can be tried as an adult
Get a credit card and splurge or be all you can be
Now you can enlist! Maybe join the army?
Whatever you do live it up, out of the daily routine
Because one day in the future you'll remember when you turned 18
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:21 am
HB!
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:27 am
Gotta love that rhyme thing samueeL posted.
And happy birthday!
And happy birthday!
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:28 am
-1000 karma for using american alcohol laws.samueeL wrote:You're turning 18, it's now a reality
This is the age of fun and legality
So much trouble to get into and so little time
So here's my happy birthday twisted in a little rhyme
So blow out your candles, please don't choke
Gotta save those lungs because you can now smoke
No more fake IDs to try and get in those clubs
But you're not 21 yet so no bars and pubs
Alcohol's comes in another 3, so don't down any beers
You can vote..but who cares. Can't use that for another 4 years
But you can walk into a parlor, get a piercing or tattoo..
You can buy porn and rifles, (but I wouldn't if I were you)
Beware of legal trouble and that's not an insult
It's just that nowadays you can be tried as an adult
Get a credit card and splurge or be all you can be
Now you can enlist! Maybe join the army?
Whatever you do live it up, out of the daily routine
Because one day in the future you'll remember when you turned 18
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:32 am
*LUKE VOICE* NOOOOOO
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:35 am
Lol that was fucking funny as heck for some reasonsamueeL wrote:*LUKE VOICE* NOOOOOO
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:42 am
it's not the 17th here yet, but happy birthday nonetheless.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:44 am
GMT rules all. So yes it is.2712 wrote:it's not the 17th here yet, but happy birthday nonetheless.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:45 am
Happy Birthday
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:57 am
Boni Boy Blue wrote:GMT rules all. So yes it is.2712 wrote:it's not the 17th here yet, but happy birthday nonetheless.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 12:59 am
2712 wrote:Boni Boy Blue wrote:GMT rules all. So yes it is.2712 wrote:it's not the 17th here yet, but happy birthday nonetheless.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:01 am
You win.Boni Boy Blue wrote:2712 wrote:Boni Boy Blue wrote:GMT rules all. So yes it is.2712 wrote:it's not the 17th here yet, but happy birthday nonetheless.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:03 am
i see what you did there.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:04 am
2712 wrote:i see what you did there.
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:16 am
HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FLAWLESS BEING<3
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 1:16 am
Happy Birthday, Janet! hope you're having a great day!
Re: Janet!
Posted: Sun Jul 17, 2011 2:43 am
Happy birthday Janet!