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Jake-41 wrote:There was a link for it? Fuck ass, i wished it worked. Are ya talking about the one from 2004?

Hideo_Kuze wrote:here's a recap of that interview in case you don't find a proper download link
http://www.bandaiders.com/forums/avril- ... post389188

He went on to tell him that he should try to get Lindsay Lohan since he's already had Paris Hilton. Howard wondered if he ever got the Olsen Twins. Deryck thought they were a little too young for him. Howard said they're not too young for him.

Howard said that Deryck also got into a fight and spit on one of the guys in the band SR-71. Deryck said that they ripped them off and they're just a lame band.

Hideo_Kuze wrote:here's a recap of that interview in case you don't find a proper download link
http://www.bandaiders.com/forums/avril- ... post389188

Resident Skumfuk wrote:

Hideo_Kuze wrote:here's a recap of that interview in case you don't find a proper download link
http://www.bandaiders.com/forums/avril- ... post389188

that link isnt working for me D: i wanna read this..

TomiT14 wrote:

Howard said that Deryck also got into a fight and spit on one of the guys in the band SR-71. Deryck said that they ripped them off and they're just a lame band.

Wow! Never heard of this! And never thought they even knew each other!

I wonder which song(s) made Deryck think they ripped them off. Can't think of any right now.

SUM 41's Deryck Wibley Comes In. 01/21/05. 8:50am
After the break Howard played a clip of Crackhead Bob singing along to a John Mellencamp song from years ago. Howard also mentioned that they're going to have a contest coming up next week where people will win some money courtesy of the movie ''Alone in the Dark.'' There's also the $25,000 contest they have going on now where you have to get a celebrity to call in. The list is above.
Howard introduced Deryck Wibley from the band SUM 41 and played some of their song ''Still Waiting'' as he was coming in. Howard said that's one of the songs that he likes from the band. He said they have a few songs that he likes. Deryck had black hair when he came in. Howard said he used to be blond. Deryck likes the black better. Howard asked Deryck about Avril Lavigne since he's dating her. Howard wondered why Avril gave Kelly Clarkson the song that's become a huge hit. Deryck said that he's pretty sure that she wrote the song a long time ago and she probably never thought it would be a hit. Deryck has never heard the song himself so he doesn't know much about it. Howard had Gary get him the song so he could play it for Deryck.

Howard asked Deryck about the chicks he's been with. He read that he was with Paris Hilton at one point. Howard pulled out a picture he had from a basketball game where he and his girlfriend were sitting next to Paris Hilton. Robin said she feels really bad for Howard after seeing him pull that picture from his organizer. Deryck said he never watched Paris' porn video because he actually lived it. Howard thought she looked like she knew what she was doing with oral in that video. Howard also read that Deryck doesn't go to strip clubs anymore because he's just had too much of them. He said they used to go to so many all over the world. Howard said he'll be back, he's probably just done with it because he's with a hot chick like Avril Lavigne. Howard thought it was crazy talk for a 24 year old guy to say he was done with strip clubs.

Howard said that Deryck might have some anger issues because he once smashed a cheeseburger in a fan's face after he followed him around the city. Deryck said the guy ended up getting in trouble with the cop because he was basically stalking him all day. Howard said that Deryck also got into a fight and spit on one of the guys in the band SR-71. Deryck said that they ripped them off and they're just a lame band. Deryck and the band used to smash stuff in hotel rooms and stuff as well. Deryck said that he used to get laid way back when he was in 8th grade. He always wanted to be the guy who got laid first so that's what he did. He said the other chick had already boned like 4 other dudes already.

Deryck said that he drinks Jack Daniels because it's the best for his voice. Other booze will dry out his voice. He also said that he doesn't smoke weed or anything like that... anymore. Howard read some other stuff about Deryck and the band. They used to do some crazy stuff. Deryck said he gets bored with stuff and just stopped doing drugs and stuff after a while. Howard wondered how Deryck met Paris Hilton and if he thought she was dumb when he met her. Deryck said they just hit it off at this party they met at. He was able to bang her the same night. Howard wondered if he ever thought about how dumb she was while they were together. Deryck said he just hung out with her for about 6 months and they weren't exclusive. Howard sounded impressed when Deryck told him that he's a millionaire. He went on to tell him that he should try to get Lindsay Lohan since he's already had Paris Hilton. Howard wondered if he ever got the Olsen Twins. Deryck thought they were a little too young for him. Howard said they're not too young for him.

Gary got Howard the song ''Breakaway'' that Avril Lavigne wrote and gave to Kelly Clarkson for some reason. He played the song and said that he really likes it for some reason. Deryck had never heard the song before so it was all new to him. Howard asked Deryck about some of his other conquests. Deryck said he's never had a black chick or an Asian chick but he has done 2 chicks at the same time. Howard said he'd give him mad respect if he could get both Paris Hilton and Avril Lavigne in bed at the same time. Fred threw in a Taylor Rain porn clip where she's moaning ''Oh Yeah'' over and over again while they were talking about that.

Howard brought up SUM 41's album ''Chuck'' and asked him about the name. Deryck said that the name was kind of a long story. He said that a guy by the name of Chuck actually saved them when they were in Africa shooting a movie about the civil war going on down there. Deryck said they won't be going back there or to any other war zones. They almost got killed down there. Howard noticed that Deryck had some tattoos so he was checking those out quickly. Howard had Fred play some of SUM 41's song ''Pieces'' after he played a couple of song parodies as a goof. Howard said he liked the song and let it play through. He got back to talking about Avril Lavigne again after that. Howard said he'd like to meet Avril but he doesn't think she'd come on the show. Deryck said that they actually met before Avril's career took off. They had the same management and grew up about an hour away from one another. Howard tried to get some more details about them living together but Deryck didn't want to talk about that stuff.

Howard took a phone call from a guy who said that the song ''We're All To Blame'' is the song of the year in his opinion. He had Howard play the song so he could hear how they mix Punk and Speed Metal in the song. Howard played the song while the caller was just about having an orgasm while it was playing it. Howard had to hang up on the guy because he was kind of annoying. A woman called in and told Deryck that their song ''Still Waiting'' has been helping out someone she knows. She also wondered if Avril Lavigne is angry in bed. Deryck wasn't going there and wouldn't talk about that stuff. Howard wondered if Deryck has met Avril's parents yet. Deryck said he hasn't met them but their parents already know each other. Howard wrapped up the interview and told Deryck he respects him for getting Avril Lavigne to move in with him. He wondered if he got to take Avril's virginity. Deryck said he wasn't saying that. Howard played ''Pieces'' from ''Chuck'' as he was going to commercial break.

TomiT14 wrote:

Howard said that Deryck also got into a fight and spit on one of the guys in the band SR-71. Deryck said that they ripped them off and they're just a lame band.

Wow! Never heard of this! And never thought they even knew each other!

I wonder which song(s) made Deryck think they ripped them off. Can't think of any right now.

TomiT14 wrote:

Howard said that Deryck also got into a fight and spit on one of the guys in the band SR-71. Deryck said that they ripped them off and they're just a lame band.

Wow! Never heard of this! And never thought they even knew each other!

I wonder which song(s) made Deryck think they ripped them off. Can't think of any right now.

Boni Boy Blue wrote:DIdn't Bowling For Soup steal a SR-71 song?

patenttiftw wrote:

Boni Boy Blue wrote:DIdn't Bowling For Soup steal a SR-71 song?

Well they really didn't, BFS remade the song with Mitch Allan the singer of SR-71 and he appears on the music video of Bowling for Soup's version too so no stealing there.