Masturbation.

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Masturbation.

Post by SemiMental »

We should start our own league, masturbating is obviously a well known sport and was surprised that no one had posted the topic yet.

So, the league would involve the participants to post each day on how, where and how long and get points (to be discussed) for each thing. You'd loose points for going a day without tugging on the weiner. winner of the league gets the title The Master bater of TNS.

Whos in?
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I don't want to be blind.
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All sports have risks!
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samueeL wrote:I don't want to be blind.
You still owe us a video
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You're a lunatic.
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Wow, no takers yet... Really thought this idea would be a successful. :holyshit:
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Post by ptido »

I have to admit, masturbation is a cool thing to do. Of course, I would prefer to have a girlfriend but... it's still cool.

Remember what Dave said :

"I do like porn. I mean, if you're saying you don't like porn you're either... a little weird or, you're lying. Stop lying"
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As soon as I saw the title, I knew... I knew... You were behind it.
fuck this signature nonsense
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I'm in, If I believed in God, It would be for masturbation
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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good girls don't do that





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Still Waiting wrote:good girls don't do that
SemiMental wrote: You'd loose points for going a day without tugging on the weiner.
you're goddamn right, girls should have nothing down there to tug
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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You mean
just use the bit after the =

Edit: I am disgusted.
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I love when threads like that show up :D
I never masturbate, it's bad
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This is the stupidest fucking idea ever lol
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If crowned Master-Bater of TNS, would you have braggin rights?
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I masturbated in a lift full of people..... It was wrong on so many levels :2cool4u:
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SemiMental wrote:We should start our own league...
As long as there's not a lockout...
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I most definitely will win, ask my friends!
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i just this thread's title'd.
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