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OMG she's perfect:

1- HAWWWWWWWWWWT
2- Super smart
3- Very talented
4- Did i mention how HAWT she is?
5- She has the prettiest eyes i have ever seen
6- She listens to epic bands.
7- She has my awesome self as a n00b.
8- Pwns n00bs and bitches ( like Miss Sweeny ) in e-fights.
9- Draws amazingly.
10- Haz a cool older brother that we know little about

Discuss how awesome she is here.

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She doesn't ignore me :D.. and doesn't get a restraining order :D
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Who the hell is Janet?

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FakeNinja wrote:Who the hell is Janet?
N00b!!
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She's perfect indeed... but from what I know she doesn't take pole dancing lessons...
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never seen any of her draws , never seen how she looks and I don't know anything about her intelligence quotient ...

but I know that her brother knows how to smash a car,and that's cool
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blackhawk1105 wrote:
FakeNinja wrote:Who the hell is Janet?
N00b!!
I've been around for quite a while, so technically that makes that not-true.

Now, where is the drawings? And TITS OR GTFO!

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Haha, I already checked another topic and was like "Wait a minute, I SAW MY NAME"
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if those drawings above are not photos,than I admire your work !

I remember with our teacher of art,she told us to draw something we'd like to examine some day,and I drew a big pink elephant with a big dick covered with ugly old balls ...she hated me ever since , that bitch

I told her like 60 times that my drawing skills or talent are the worst in tha world , but she kept on pissing me off ...
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Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
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FuckT41182 wrote:if those drawings above are not photos,than I admire your work !

I remember with our teacher of art,she told us to draw something we'd like to examine some day,and I drew a big pink elephant with a big dick covered with ugly old balls ...she hated me ever since , that bitch

I told her like 60 times that my drawing skills or talent are the worst in tha world , but she kept on pissing me off ...
Thank you! And I've never really understood how teachers can give grades for art, it's pretty relative. I mean, maybe you did want to examine that pink elephant one day?
You remind me of my parallel classmate, he used to draw genitals in art classes as well
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avolition wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:if those drawings above are not photos,than I admire your work !

I remember with our teacher of art,she told us to draw something we'd like to examine some day,and I drew a big pink elephant with a big dick covered with ugly old balls ...she hated me ever since , that bitch

I told her like 60 times that my drawing skills or talent are the worst in tha world , but she kept on pissing me off ...
Thank you! And I've never really understood how teachers can give grades for art, it's pretty relative. I mean, maybe you did want to examine that pink elephant one day?
You remind me of my parallel classmate, he used to draw genitals in art classes as well
yeah,I hope to find this creature one day :P

I actually remember the note she wrote to my parents , it was something like - "Dear Mrs Last Name, please talk to you son, cause he just ignores my instructions and he doesn't want to draw , ergo he doesn't let his congenital talents to flourish ... I have never quite understood how what the fuck she meant by ''congenital talents'' , cause the only congenital talent I could show her would be pissing her off ...I could never draw anything , but sometimes I told some other guy or girl from class to make something for me(we had two persons who always had to do some more than anyone else) and sometimes they agreed ...I fucking thought she had known all about it, so either she was just stupid,or she didn't know a thing ...
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
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Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
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I love Janet. Her art's a bonus.
that is all<3
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People like Janet is why i haven't killed myself.

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I want to marry Janet.
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Bobbyjames wrote:I want to marry Janet.
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Those drawings are beautiful <3.
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Bobbyjames wrote:I want to marry Janet.
Get in line, bitch.

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Janet is the BOMB!
tomhoppus is my Master!
NoReason27 is my Grand-master!
BrandonCorey is my N00B!
Sum-42 is my Grand N00B!

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Hell yeah, Janet's awesome and super talented. Not until a few months ago, I always thought you were the same age as me or at least 19 and older! It just makes your work that more impressive!
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I dunno what she looks like
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