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Is Samuel old enough to make a baby?

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No
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I don't really give a fuck
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Baby problem

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So okay, I saw cute baby yesterday and he had THESE shoes:
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And he didn't cry when I hold him so nao I kinda have baby fever. Should I go with the flow or wait till I'm sure about it? My friend said I can use his girlfriend's uterus.

Serious answers only please.
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What is this.. I don’t even..
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no
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avolition wrote:no
You saw pic of that shoe, right?
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samueeL wrote:
avolition wrote:no
You saw pic of that shoe, right?
My toe can fit in that. No need for babies.
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avolition wrote:
samueeL wrote:
avolition wrote:no
You saw pic of that shoe, right?
My toe can fit in that. No need for babies.
Hmm, that is pretty cute too. But I still want to have everyone's opinion before making this choice.
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This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.
And I know I said I needed space,

but I know I can't be comfortable in my own skin.

So when I say I'm scared to be alone, you know I mean it,

I'm just not ready to leave my room.
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Once Upon a Time... wrote:This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.
You saw pic of that shoe, right?
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Don't do it man. Don't you watch 'Teen Mom'?
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Once Upon a Time... wrote:This has to be the dumbest thing that I have ever read.

"Serious answers only"

...I think I want to shoot you in the face.
Jizz?

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We've yet to see proof that you can actually produce semen.
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you will only be ready to raise a child after you have eaten your own cum , all the fathers did
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
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didn't you tell me that you're a teenage dad?
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me ? probably not,I never ejaculated in my whole life , it kills the erection
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
Image
I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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FuckT41182 wrote:me ? probably not,I never ejaculated in my whole life , it kills the erection
FuckT41182 wrote:nobody here took a shot of himself while ejaculating ?? it sucks...
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fuck I hate evidence , I need to watch NCIS more to learn they ways of getting rid of it ...okay,so I ejaculated once in my life,it was a mistake,I regret it,and it was an unexploited cum,so everything's cool
This is Mark Allen Hoppus. He likes long walks on the beach. This, this is travis barker. He likes to be read poetry just before sunset. And me, I like to stick small pieces of furniture up my butt.
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I spy on my dad while he is taking a shower just like everyone else
Mark: Sometimes when I talk in 3rd person i end up calling tom mark
Tom:Yea than he starts touching me and i think thats masturbation
Some people think were idiots or perverts dont argue were both.
"i think we're gonna be one of those bands thats around forever and even makes records, even if noones buying them and using them for toilet paper...but we'll still make them because we'll be the best fuckin toilet paper anyones ever used...." - Tom Delonge
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I was born without maternal instinct
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samueeL wrote: My friend said I can use his girlfriend's uterus.

...Serious answers only please.

Ha.
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Cute shoe, but wait till your covered in baby puke..
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Once Upon a Time... wrote: ...I think I want to shoot you in the face.
that's what HE said.

btw. buy a pet.
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