Still Waiting wrote:wiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!
don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jaw
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same
Drunken football is pretty entertaining though. We scored a goal with a dude that was passed out, he didn't even wake then. Might as well tell a drunken story: I discovered apple vodka that day. It tasted retardedly like apple Chewits so I didn't hold back on the consumption. I don't remember much from that night, except the fact that I was running from the cops about an hour later since it was years back. The place was 20 kms out of town and it was this tiny village, more like a complex of old soviet time apartments. There was a group of people, about 15 of us, I just randomly went into the bushes since nature called and before I knew it everyone were running for their lives, like straight up sprinting from the police. The bust was probably planned ahead since there were about 2-3 cars/vans with 6 officers running around. Of course I stepped out of the bushes, because I am an idiot. Then 5 of us managed to actually climb up through windows and we tried not to wake the parents of the chick whose place it was. It was just chaos, about 1/3 of the people got busted. Overall it was more funny than srs. One guy legit shat his pants while running. Not because he was scared but because he had been holding it in for a while, lmao
The scariest was when about 3 of us girls, were leaving from a party (not drunk, though) from the 5th floor of an apartment and this guy basically forced us to get into some shady old Mercedes, he was like "you need to come, seriously. Get in". He wasn't really bright, so a little diversion and we ran as fast as we could. Half an hour of hiding behind the trees...
But it's pretty funny to look back on these days.