don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jawwiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!
Drunken football is pretty entertaining though. We scored a goal with a dude that was passed out, he didn't even wake then. Might as well tell a drunken story: I discovered apple vodka that day. It tasted retardedly like apple Chewits so I didn't hold back on the consumption. I don't remember much from that night, except the fact that I was running from the cops about an hour later since it was years back. The place was 20 kms out of town and it was this tiny village, more like a complex of old soviet time apartments. There was a group of people, about 15 of us, I just randomly went into the bushes since nature called and before I knew it everyone were running for their lives, like straight up sprinting from the police. The bust was probably planned ahead since there were about 2-3 cars/vans with 6 officers running around. Of course I stepped out of the bushes, because I am an idiot. Then 5 of us managed to actually climb up through windows and we tried not to wake the parents of the chick whose place it was. It was just chaos, about 1/3 of the people got busted. Overall it was more funny than srs. One guy legit shat his pants while running. Not because he was scared but because he had been holding it in for a while, lmaoStill Waiting wrote:don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jawwiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same
Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequilaStill Waiting wrote:stole two shots of tequila yesterday, how did I do it ? well we knew the bartender and my friend likes to mess around behind the bar and i was like yo give some tequila ,had it not been for my sis needing an ambulance it'd had been a great night for sure
no argument there.blackhawk1105 wrote:Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequila
i'm not going to argue, but i felt like drinking some tequilablackhawk1105 wrote:Jack Daniels/ vodka > tequilaStill Waiting wrote:stole two shots of tequila yesterday, how did I do it ? well we knew the bartender and my friend likes to mess around behind the bar and i was like yo give some tequila ,had it not been for my sis needing an ambulance it'd had been a great night for sure
This.Boni Boy Blue wrote:Why must people ruin Jagermeister by having it with energy drink, it's alright and all that but a cold and straight jager is so much better for me and my friends or right out the bottle. Doesn't matter which.
I kind of missed the days of running and hiding from cops. It was kind of an adventure, haha.Janet wrote:Drunken football is pretty entertaining though. We scored a goal with a dude that was passed out, he didn't even wake then. Might as well tell a drunken story: I discovered apple vodka that day. It tasted retardedly like apple Chewits so I didn't hold back on the consumption. I don't remember much from that night, except the fact that I was running from the cops about an hour later since it was years back. The place was 20 kms out of town and it was this tiny village, more like a complex of old soviet time apartments. There was a group of people, about 15 of us, I just randomly went into the bushes since nature called and before I knew it everyone were running for their lives, like straight up sprinting from the police. The bust was probably planned ahead since there were about 2-3 cars/vans with 6 officers running around. Of course I stepped out of the bushes, because I am an idiot. Then 5 of us managed to actually climb up through windows and we tried not to wake the parents of the chick whose place it was. It was just chaos, about 1/3 of the people got busted. Overall it was more funny than srs. One guy legit shat his pants while running. Not because he was scared but because he had been holding it in for a while, lmaoStill Waiting wrote:don't ever play basketball with a dude who's taller and more drunk than you, also don't ever play basketball when you have had a bottle of rum,i literally kissed the pavement i ended up with a weird mark on my arm for the rest of my life and a bruised jawwiggs1441 wrote:LETS HEAR SOME DRUNK STORIES!!!!
fuck drinking lemon fanta without vodka is not the same
The scariest was when about 3 of us girls, were leaving from a party (not drunk, though) from the 5th floor of an apartment and this guy basically forced us to get into some shady old Mercedes, he was like "you need to come, seriously. Get in". He wasn't really bright, so a little diversion and we ran as fast as we could. Half an hour of hiding behind the trees...
But it's pretty funny to look back on these days.
Ever since I first puked on vodka (I was 14) I couldn't stand to drink it anymore. It was the first hard liquor I had. Though a couple years back I tried Grey Goose and that stuff goes down pretty smooth, but it's too expensive.Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:vodka can fuck off.
idkBobby Skumfuk James wrote:what did you do to her?!
