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Just saw this on twitter

Cone41

I have court today for a speeding ticket. Gonna need a good lawyer for this one. Where's Tom Cruise when you need him? ala "A Few Good Men"

send him dooooowwwwwn.

hmm ...so ...I wanted to check out why does he have to go to court for a speeding ticket ...cause it's usually like you go too fast with your car then you pay the cashlte and it's done ...so I used urbandictionary to find out if my definition of speeding ticket is right(although I could not imagine what else it should be) ...and I found this XD

This occurs when a dude, probably a virgin, is about to have sex with a chick but in his supreme excitement, blows his load before he even gets his pants off. In the case of the speeding ticket, the girl gives him a piece of paper with a penalty of her choosing written on it. The guy must follow the instructions or she will tell of his premature ejaculation.
Dude, somebody told me Gunther got a speeding ticket from Alyssa last night and she made him eat his cum. Fuck, what a tool.

the first definition was cool too but too long to post here XD

haha no way. he is a rebel :)

He must be disputing it or something.

Jeremy Kill wrote:He must be disputing it or something.

yeah I figured :) I just wanted to be sure if my English didn't fail ...

Jeremy Kill wrote:He must be disputing it or something.

I never expected Cone to drive fast.. since he's a hyperchondriac

If you need Tom Cruise for speeding, what do you use a John Travolta for?

FakeNinja wrote:If you need Tom Cruise for speeding, what do you use a John Travolta for?

For dancing.

Shelley41 wrote:

FakeNinja wrote:If you need Tom Cruise for speeding, what do you use a John Travolta for?

For dancing.

I heard he's gay.. is that true?

Shelley41 wrote:

FakeNinja wrote:If you need Tom Cruise for speeding, what do you use a John Travolta for?

For dancing.

Haha I read that and thought the same thing! Hope that went well.

Cone is a badass because he got a speeding ticket? So that means pretty much everyone alive is a badass.

He won his court case.

I won my court case today for my speeding ticket. Tom Cruise didn't show up. A Few Good Men is still a great movie though.
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What a badass. He can drive a car fast. It makes it even more badass because its not like every single licensed driver can get one.

^ obviously he wasn't speeding which is why he disputed it, therefore he no longer has to pay for it. do you honestly troll this site to bash people and criticize the band?

2712 wrote:^ obviously he wasn't speeding which is why he disputed it, therefore he no longer has to pay for it. do you honestly troll this site to bash people and criticize the band?

OR it was just one of those shit speeding tickets where he was only a couple miles over the limit. My friend has had to go to court because of speeding tickets before, it's not that uncommon.

everyone speeds, you're just a fucking idiot if you get caught.

Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:everyone speeds, you're just a fucking idiot if you get caught.

this

Bobby Skumfuk James wrote:everyone speeds, you're just a fucking idiot if you get caught.

Speed limits are only advisory