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i remember omegle

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 5:56 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
we need one of these a month, i think.

or you can be a cool kid and lock it and hurt my feelings.

You: i remember when i was black.
Stranger: wait. YOUR MICHEAL JACKSON

You: OH NOEEEE
You: you caught me
Stranger: i thought you wew draed
Stranger: dead*
Stranger: you dumbass chomo
You: i thought you knew how to spell.
You: proved me wrong, bro.
You: LAWLz
Stranger: michael jackson used to play with little toys now he plays with little boys!!!
You: that took a while.
You: BITCH ASS
You: are you a girl?
You: do you have a vagina?
You: because i would like to insert my fist in it.
Stranger: no im a guy dumb fuck
You: okay im dumb.
You: when you cant spell dead.
You: you god damn niggers.
Stranger: hey yo bitch i aint black
You: can i stretch your butthole?
Stranger: im portirercan
You: me too.
You: half, sucks don't it.
Stranger: and im not gay either
You: now about sticking my pecker in your butt
Stranger: dude what a fag you are
Stranger: im not gay
You: pretty sure its in already
You: so i guess you are
You: my dicks in your butt dude
You: dude, my dicks in your butt
You: wtf, fag
Stranger: dude your gay'r then your brother
You: pretty sure you're the one with a dick in the ass
You: you callin me gay?
You: you think this dick in your ass makes me gay?
Stranger: yeah cuz i have a girlfriend
Stranger: dumbass
Stranger: and she sucks dick
You: why are you cheating on her with me then?
Stranger: cuz ik
You: so do you.
Stranger: and her name isnt bob like your boy friend
You: dude, my DICK IS IN YOUR BUTT
You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Stranger: im only 6
Stranger: im getting you for harrassment
You: this just got even hotter.
You: okay call the po' po'
You: ill stick my dick in his butt too.
Stranger: you really are Michael Jackson!!!!!

Re: i remember omegle

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:07 pm
by FuckT41182
MJ loved kids :P but i strongly doubt that he had a dick after his series of surgeries .

Re: i remember omegle

Posted: Wed Jun 16, 2010 6:47 pm
by Jake-41
I never underestimate that Sumfan will make me laugh. Fo sho.

Re: i remember omegle

Posted: Thu Jun 17, 2010 5:05 am
by CourtneyKiara
Did you see that Omegle now has videochats as well? Quite interesting. The penis to semi-normal human being ratio is much lower than that of Chatroulette's(: