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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote: he managed to get a draw with Barca after many years
LOL he had 3 draws with barça.

First one : 1-1 La Liga @ the Bernabeu ( there was 8 pts in difference between them, so barça didn't give a shit )
Second one : 1-1 Champions @ camp Nu ( Barça won the first leg 2-0 in Madrid, so they also didn't give a shit )
Third one : 2-2 Super Cup @ bernabeu ( 30% of Barça managed to break a ready and strong Madrid side, note that Messi played after a month of pause and two training sessions, and Alexis played his first EVER game, and without Piqué, Puyol, and Iniesta LOL ).

Draw MY ASS.
well, you just ignored the other things he'd managed to do and pulled what suited you out of context, I don't give a shit, I'm not gonna argue with you

whoever wins tomorrow it won't please me half as much as Napoli's victories ...
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FuckT41182 wrote:
Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote: he managed to get a draw with Barca after many years
LOL he had 3 draws with barça.

First one : 1-1 La Liga @ the Bernabeu ( there was 8 pts in difference between them, so barça didn't give a shit )
Second one : 1-1 Champions @ camp Nu ( Barça won the first leg 2-0 in Madrid, so they also didn't give a shit )
Third one : 2-2 Super Cup @ bernabeu ( 30% of Barça managed to break a ready and strong Madrid side, note that Messi played after a month of pause and two training sessions, and Alexis played his first EVER game, and without Piqué, Puyol, and Iniesta LOL ).

Draw MY ASS.
well, you just ignored the other things he'd managed to do and pulled what suited you out of context, I don't give a shit, I'm not gonna argue with you

whoever wins tomorrow it won't please me half as much as Napoli's victories ...
Therefore shut the fuck up, and get off my balls.
GO BARça!

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Congratulations to Barca, they were better, and the main aspect why Barcelona won was that Ronaldo played worse than me when I was 11 years old, he wanted to do everything, but he fucked it all up :glad:

Messi, on the other hand, played very well, for the team, not for himself ... Ronaldo should take a shovel, dig himself a ditch, and let someone to lay soil on him XD

btw, the game was pretty unoriginal, I'd watch Lazio - Napoli game over this any day
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Deserved win for Barca, watched it with huge Barca fan, felt like one of them for a short time :glad:
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we got really lucky, the game fun
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yeah, maybe luck is what we should call it, but I'd call it Madrid's impotence most due to Ronaldo's need to finally be the man of El Classico, but Messi owned him once again, and Ronaldo was the worst player of Madrid ... that's not luck

you were simply better, and your best player played like he was supposed to, while Ronaldo played like piece of crap, srsly, did he have just ONE good touch, tackle, pass or shot yesterday ?
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I told you we're gonna win, bitches!
All credit goes to Pep Guardiola, a man who managed to win a game this big in these circumstances, against a mentally strong RM side away from home.
People who say Barça won coz Ronaldo was shit made my day.

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no only because of that, but from the most part, for example the shot of his, there was Di Mara totally alone on the right, and he would be in position that he would most probably score from

you can't deny that in El Classico, Messi is much better than Ronaldo, and Ronaldo should be the one to go down, not Ozil
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FuckT41182 wrote:no only because of that, but from the most part, for example the shot of his, there was Di Mara totally alone on the right, and he would be in position that he would most probably score from

you can't deny that in El Classico, Messi is much better than Ronaldo, and Ronaldo should be the one to go down, not Ozil
mou doesn't have the balls to do it
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Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:no only because of that, but from the most part, for example the shot of his, there was Di Mara totally alone on the right, and he would be in position that he would most probably score from

you can't deny that in El Classico, Messi is much better than Ronaldo, and Ronaldo should be the one to go down, not Ozil
mou doesn't have the balls to do it
Nor has Pep to bench Messi on a bad day.
People pay money to watch these two, if Messi was sent off,and Ronaldo benched at the start of the second hald, i would personally turn the TV off, and i'm sure a lot of people would do the same.

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Madjid wrote:
Druska wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:no only because of that, but from the most part, for example the shot of his, there was Di Mara totally alone on the right, and he would be in position that he would most probably score from

you can't deny that in El Classico, Messi is much better than Ronaldo, and Ronaldo should be the one to go down, not Ozil
mou doesn't have the balls to do it
Nor has Pep to bench Messi on a bad day.
People pay money to watch these two, if Messi was sent off,and Ronaldo benched at the start of the second hald, i would personally turn the TV off, and i'm sure a lot of people would do the same.
I can't remember has guardiola benched leo this season?
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Chelsea vs Napoli, Gamees vs FuckT41182 ! :D:D

well, it could've been worse(Barca,Real), and it could've been better(Benfica,APOEL), this is the middle way, but a hard fucking way
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FuckT41182 wrote:Chelsea vs Napoli, Gamees vs FuckT41182 ! :D:D

well, it could've been worse(Barca,Real), and it could've been better(Benfica,APOEL), this is the middle way, but a hard fucking way
yeah, we'll see, Chelsea is not in a greatest shape right now :)
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gejmik wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:Chelsea vs Napoli, Gamees vs FuckT41182 ! :D:D

well, it could've been worse(Barca,Real), and it could've been better(Benfica,APOEL), this is the middle way, but a hard fucking way
yeah, we'll see, Chelsea is not in a greatest shape right now :)
yeah, that's why I say the middle way, but till February you can be on the top again and that would suck, and as I've been watching it, you're getting better already, Villas' work is shaping into something, we'll see !
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i'm sorry to say this jacob, but napoli is screwed, i hope i'm worng
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Druska wrote:i'm sorry to say this jacob, but napoli is screwed, i hope i'm worng
Chelsea is gonna win for sure.
Arsenal Vs Milan the two teams i HATE the most. I hope milan wins coz i hate Arsenal more.

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Madjid wrote:
Druska wrote:i'm sorry to say this jacob, but napoli is screwed, i hope i'm worng
Chelsea is gonna win for sure.
Arsenal Vs Milan the two teams i HATE the most. I hope milan wins coz i hate Arsenal more.
wasn't it you that told me that in football nothing is sure ? :P

and btw: don't worry, Arsenal fans hate you more, they still have not forgotten how they weren't allowed to shoot against you, see what happened to Van Persie :silly:

but, all in all, the Arsenal fans, and you, both GAY, football has never been founded for hatred ...
Druska wrote:i'm sorry to say this jacob, but napoli is screwed, i hope i'm worng
maybe, but as long as we fight and do our best I'll be satisfied, maybe we'll have a new defender that we need so much till then, our president said that if we get to the 1/16, we'll be able to buy one, also, Britos should be out of his injury by then, so I hope he'll show more than the midfielders Santana and Dzemaili did ...
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LOL @ Napoli losing at home against SHITTY Roma.
They're not CL worthy, fuckin play Europa league like other shitty teams ( aka Liverpool and Juventus ) or GTFO!

PS : Barça = Champions of the WORLD bitches!

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such a cool provocation :happy: This was the unluckiest game I've seen so far in my life, and I gotta admit that if you said to me these words from an eye to eye right now I would probably kill you with my bare hands, that's how pissed off I am ...
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