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I wasn't at the show. However someone uploaded a video of Cokie The Clown (Fat Mike) at SXSW. If anyone knows Fat Mike, This is NOTHING like him. Someone uploaded this to youtube but Mike doesn't want it on. I can give you the link to download it if anyone wants. Let me tell you, It is FUCKED UP. Its pretty much Fat Mike dressed as a Clown (Cokie The Clown from there new EP) telling stories. REALLY FUCKED UP STORIES! First he comes out and fills a bunch of shots with Vodka (and some guy filming it), drinks some and gives the rest to the crowd. Then talks about how in 1984 Mike and Eric Melvin (NOFX) were at a Vandals and Circle One show. Circle One have some sort of gang called "The Family" who always have Black Facepaint. 2 members of that gang were walking by them, One with a girl over his shoulder. When they passed them the girl held Eric Melvin and yelled "HELP ME!", However they didn't do anything. Then sings a minute or two of The Decline. He talks about drinking piss and sings a song about it. Talks about his dad and his death. Sings some more songs. THEN he talks about his mom's death. I found this the most fucked up. When she was at the hospital, his mother told Fat Mike to put her out of her misery and kill her. First he tryed to overdose her. But it didnt work. Then he shot her with Insolin and put a pillow on her face. Then at the end he tells the crowd he has to show them something on the TV. A man comes and plugs in a camera (the same one the guy was filming the crowd with at the beginning). Its a video of him pissing in the same bottle he poured the crowd shots with, and runs out on stage and pours them and gives it to the crowd.

This is a really weird video for anyone who is familiar with NOFX. If anyone want to download it I will give them the link.

NOFX is fucked up

I dislike them

i'd laugh if nofx punched you in the mouth.

I've been reading about this on another forum, seems pretty fucked up. I don't know what to make of it really. apparently, his wife left him recently too, so he could be in a really dark place right now which would explain this outburst

AARON MUST BE SAD

D :

can i have the link to the download? thanks

FatMike006 wrote:can i have the link to the download? thanks

I just looked for the link and it was actually deleted. Apparently Fat Mike doesn't want it to go online.

FatMike006 wrote:can i have the link to the download? thanks

I gotta funny feeling your actually Fat Mike.

Die.

Jake-41 wrote:

FatMike006 wrote:can i have the link to the download? thanks

I gotta funny feeling your actually Fat Mike.

Die.

Fuck you bro. Don't tell Fat Mike to die.

Your right, he's already dead.

FHL.

lol.

anyway, it was online for a while so it will be somewhere, plenty fo people downloaded it. I'll have a look and try and find a link

bobbyjames wrote:lol.

anyway, it was online for a while so it will be somewhere, plenty fo people downloaded it. I'll have a look and try and find a link

If you find please send me .-.

It's official. Fat Mike is now an A-List Celebrity. He was on TMZ. They uploaded the Pee in Tequila Part.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/26/nofx-sing ... /#comments

http://www.tmz.com/2010/03/26/nofx-sing ... ots-video/

EDIT: oopss didnt see that ^

full video: http://www.megaupload.com/?d=TG349NFR

ha this is great. i'm not sad zian lol, just a little creeped out is all. nothing really got to me except the part about his mom, kind of a dumb move.

Da_Aman wrote:ha this is great. i'm not sad zian lol, just a little creeped out is all. nothing really got to me except the part about his mom, kind of a dumb move.

Thats what fucked me up too. and the Rape part and his friends Suicide. Anyone who wants to download that do it fast, cause It will probably get deleted soon.

Wow, thats fuckin' disturbing.. whats up with him O:

Hentaiman wrote:Wow, thats fuckin' disturbing.. whats up with him O:

Maybe he was on something? Well it's definitely unlike him as someone said. Crazy...

i hope he's mike, not cokie during my show lol