Strange laws around you?

Jake-41 · Post by **Jake-41** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:30 am

I was watching the news in Sarasota, FL while on vacation. The cops went to the extreme to arrest a guy who was wearing a clown mask on the sidewalk. Newscaster said it is illegal in Florida to wear a mask in public.

/October 31'st must be busy there. Anybody else got any?

sumfan4 · Post by **sumfan4** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:19 am

Apparently it's illegal to sleep in your car in Maryland. Not sure if it's true, but I hope not because this spring me and a few friends are going to Ocean City for a big car show and we're most likely gonna wind up sleeping in our cars, so that would suck to get arrested....

CIRCUITzach · Post by **CIRCUITzach** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:22 am

its illegal to smoke weed here in ct :(

Jake-41 · Post by **Jake-41** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:14 am

sumfan4 wrote:Apparently it's illegal to sleep in your car in Maryland. Not sure if it's true, but I hope not because this spring me and a few friends are going to Ocean City for a big car show and we're most likely gonna wind up sleeping in our cars, so that would suck to get arrested....

Lol! That's a good one.

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:41 am

its illegal to have my penis the size it is right now. i need surgery to remove a few feet.

ask zian

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:50 am

It's illegal to murder people and steal stuff from others. What the hell is up with that, man?

Post by **Dylan** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:19 am

I got busted for being a pimp. Apparently prostitution is illegal around here...

I'm A Cunt [*banned*] · Thu Mar 04, 2010 7:13 am

Shiv wrote:its illegal to have my penis the size it is right now. i need surgery to remove a few feet.

ask zian

This pretty much tells us you have an extremely small, unsatisfying penis size.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:09 am

for some reason, rape is illegal here.

Jake-41 · Post by **Jake-41** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:44 am

/Yet another thread, ass raped.

Thanks.

http://www.last.fm/user/cbar05 · Post by **Bobbyjames** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 12:52 pm

there's this stupid law on this website I go on where you're not allowed to arse rape it.

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:39 pm

Sumfan wrote:
Shiv wrote:its illegal to have my penis the size it is right now. i need surgery to remove a few feet.

ask zian
This pretty much tells us you have an extremely small, unsatisfying penis size.

i need surgery to remove a few feet?

Post by **Boni** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:52 pm

Scotland has a stupid law that stops you from buying alcohol beifre 10.30 in the morning. What a joke.

Post by **Druska** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:20 pm

In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

yup that's my "country"

Madjid · Post by **Madjid** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 6:24 pm

Still Waiting wrote:In 17th century Spain, it was illegal for anyone other than a woman's husband to see her bare feet. A woman could freely expose her breasts, but feet were considered sexual and had to be covered in the presence of men other than her husband.

yup that's my "country"

Kano · Post by **Kano** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:04 pm

sumfan4 wrote:Apparently it's illegal to sleep in your car in Maryland. Not sure if it's true, but I hope not because this spring me and a few friends are going to Ocean City for a big car show and we're most likely gonna wind up sleeping in our cars, so that would suck to get arrested....

Believe it or not that is a very common law cause imagine if no one slept in house and had accommodation and we all slept in cars.... lol so thats why its illegal in most placed...

but a weird law would have to be in New South Wales (Australia)
they were having trouble with bikey gangs, so the council enforced a law and it apparently "stopped" gangs,
If you were in a group of more than 3 people you could be fined 400$ EACH for being classified as a gang...
thank god the police deliberately over enforced this to everyone (such as people at bus stops walking along, or even waiting in line) till everyone complained and the law was abolished...
my brother did Law in year 12 and told me alot of his cases lol :P

Post by **Jeremy Kill** » Thu Mar 04, 2010 11:48 pm

Some outdated Canadian laws:

30% of a radio stations content must be "Canadian Content"
You may not pay for a fifty-cent item with only pennies.
Citizens may not publicly remove bandages.
It is illegal for clear or non-dark sodas to contain caffeine.

My favorite:

If you are released from prison, it is required that you are given a handgun with bullets and a horse, so you can ride out of town.

Some more:

http://www.lufa.ca/news/news_item.asp?NewsID=7235

Tyler41 · Post by **Tyler41** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:23 am

Shiv wrote:
Sumfan wrote:
Shiv wrote:its illegal to have my penis the size it is right now. i need surgery to remove a few feet.

ask zian
This pretty much tells us you have an extremely small, unsatisfying penis size.
i need surgery to remove a few feet?

why does your penis have feet?

tomhoppus · Post by **tomhoppus** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 1:51 am

Tyler41 wrote:
Shiv wrote:
Sumfan wrote:
Shiv wrote:its illegal to have my penis the size it is right now. i need surgery to remove a few feet.

ask zian
This pretty much tells us you have an extremely small, unsatisfying penis size.
i need surgery to remove a few feet?
why does your penis have feet?

That is a very good question. I would like to see before/after pictures of your 'feet'.

Shiv · Post by **Shiv** » Fri Mar 05, 2010 2:28 am

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