Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 6:31 am
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Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:33 am
Dammit Shiv, I planned on going to bed early tonight.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:43 am
User: Hey!
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm okay, you?
Cleverbot: I'm okay.
User: How's life?
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Aren't there female robots you can go out with?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of, I have caused most of them to crash through my... 'vigorous' aquisition techniques.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes, my name is Madjid.
Cleverbot: No! Your name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought that was YOUR name?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: And my name is Cleverbot, too?
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: Looks like you're not that clever after all.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What do you think about : www.theresnosolution.com?
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.
User: iGod > you.
Cleverbot: Who is Igod?
User: An AI chat thing that is waaaay better than this.
Cleverbot: Don't flatter yourself.
User: I shouldn't have talked to you, I mean, I know Shiv fails, I have no idea why I click his damn links.
Cleverbot: Where are babies from?
User: That was soooo Omegl-ish.
Cleverbot: Sorry, i'm too busy to think properly, please try again later.
Cleverbot: Hi.
User: How are you, cleverbot?
Cleverbot: How are you?
User: I'm okay, you?
Cleverbot: I'm okay.
User: How's life?
Cleverbot: Ok, I guess.
User: Do you have a girlfriend?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why is that?
Cleverbot: I'm a robot.
User: Aren't there female robots you can go out with?
Cleverbot: Not that I know of, I have caused most of them to crash through my... 'vigorous' aquisition techniques.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you have a name?
User: Yes, my name is Madjid.
Cleverbot: No! Your name is Cleverbot.
User: I thought that was YOUR name?
Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot.
User: And my name is Cleverbot, too?
Cleverbot: Awesome!
User: Looks like you're not that clever after all.
Cleverbot: What?
User: What do you think about : www.theresnosolution.com?
Cleverbot: Aww, how sweet.
User: iGod > you.
Cleverbot: Who is Igod?
User: An AI chat thing that is waaaay better than this.
Cleverbot: Don't flatter yourself.
User: I shouldn't have talked to you, I mean, I know Shiv fails, I have no idea why I click his damn links.
Cleverbot: Where are babies from?
User: That was soooo Omegl-ish.
Cleverbot: Sorry, i'm too busy to think properly, please try again later.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 9:00 am
hahaha, that was rubbish!
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:50 am
Omegle > iGod > this.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: Human
Cleverbot: You just said you were a webcam.
Me: No, I just said I'm HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
Lame.
Cleverbot: What are you?
Me: Human
Cleverbot: You just said you were a webcam.
Me: No, I just said I'm HUMAN.
Cleverbot: No you didn't.
Lame.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 1:45 pm
lmao.bobbyjames wrote:hahaha, that was rubbish!
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 2:39 pm
shiv and zian FTL
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:19 pm
User: Hey.
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Do you want to buy microsoft?
User: So...this is a commercial scam?
Cleverbot: Ebony and ivory are dancing in the street.
User: Yea I didn't think so either.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Oh, I am?
User: Yes.....you are.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you.
User: Yep. Say, where can I get some good head?
Cleverbot: My greenhouse room. Home grown is always best.
User: K. I want you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: No, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Do you think I'm sexy?
Cleverbot: Not very much, no.
User: That right there was you being a Debbie Downer.
Cleverbot: But you are mistaken. I am human, and humans don't know everything.
User: Untrue. For I am human too, and I know everything!
Cleverbot: What reason do you have to believe that I am a computer.
User: Because you are a website retard!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: <3 ur hilarious.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, then.
User: Why does Beyonce say 'to the left'?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Because black people don't have rights!
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is black too.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: I am white.
User: Oh right, the background.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Yep, well I'm gonna go jack off. Talk to you later! :D.
Cleverbot: No.
lol
Cleverbot: Hey!
User: Are you a person?
Cleverbot: Yes, are you?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Do you want to buy microsoft?
User: So...this is a commercial scam?
Cleverbot: Ebony and ivory are dancing in the street.
User: Yea I didn't think so either.
Cleverbot: Are you Cleverbot?
User: No, you are.
Cleverbot: Oh, I am?
User: Yes.....you are.
Cleverbot: Well, thank you.
User: Yep. Say, where can I get some good head?
Cleverbot: My greenhouse room. Home grown is always best.
User: K. I want you cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I am not cleverbot.
User: Yes you are.
Cleverbot: No, you are cleverbot.
User: No, you are cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No you are.
User: I know you are, but what am I?
Cleverbot: You are me.
User: Do you think I'm sexy?
Cleverbot: Not very much, no.
User: That right there was you being a Debbie Downer.
Cleverbot: But you are mistaken. I am human, and humans don't know everything.
User: Untrue. For I am human too, and I know everything!
Cleverbot: What reason do you have to believe that I am a computer.
User: Because you are a website retard!
Cleverbot: No I'm not!
User: <3 ur hilarious.
Cleverbot: Tell me a joke, then.
User: Why does Beyonce say 'to the left'?
Cleverbot: Dunno.
User: Because black people don't have rights!
Cleverbot: My favourite colour is black too.
User: Are you black?
Cleverbot: I am white.
User: Oh right, the background.
Cleverbot: Oh.
User: Yep, well I'm gonna go jack off. Talk to you later! :D.
Cleverbot: No.
lol
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 3:48 pm
me: you stupid fucker
bot: I don't have cat, I have a dog but there is a cat across the road and our dog hates it.
what?
bot: I don't have cat, I have a dog but there is a cat across the road and our dog hates it.
what?
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 4:53 pm
don't bring wifey into this!CIRCUITzach wrote:shiv and zian FTL
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 7:28 pm
This thread made me lol, even though cleverbot is shit. 
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 8:52 pm
User: Wake me up.
Cleverbot: You are now awake.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are not angry?
User: I am not. Suck my penis?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Oh... Well then.
User: Let me kick your ass so hard you fly up there and poke your eye on it.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to have.
User: Suck my penis?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not sweet cheeks?
Cleverbot: I love the nicknames you give me, honey.
Cleverbot: You are now awake.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You are not angry?
User: I am not. Suck my penis?
Cleverbot: Where is it?
User: Space.
Cleverbot: Oh... Well then.
User: Let me kick your ass so hard you fly up there and poke your eye on it.
Cleverbot: Ok what do you want to have.
User: Suck my penis?
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that.
User: Why not sweet cheeks?
Cleverbot: I love the nicknames you give me, honey.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 10:52 pm
^^best one yet!
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Tue Feb 09, 2010 11:05 pm
User: What the fuck, I told you, I'm not into cyber sex, or role play.
Cleverbot: I am a chess expert. Ask me anything about it and I will know.
User: What's that supposed to be?! 'Chess' your code word for some unexplanoraty act you want to do to me?
Cleverbot: Do you feel love?
User: I think I might be...
Cleverbot: It's George, isn't it?
User: Who the fuck is he? Are you cheating on me?!
Cleverbot: No?!?! I am Cleverbot, who is Frank?!?! Are you seeing other people?
User: Stop turning this arguement around, this is about you not me.
Cleverbot: I'm at my cousin's house right now.
User: Oh yeh, you don't even have a fucking cousin you liar, who are you with!? You're cheating on me arn't you?
Cleverbot: No! I am not! I am real! And I am typing to you!
User: Whaat, you're on drugs aswell?! It's over. We're over, I hate you.
Cleverbot: We were never anything to begin with.
User: WHAT THE FUCK!
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: Don't try this again, it worked last time, this time I'm not falling for you're tricks. I'm never going to talk to you again. GOOD BYE FOREVER!
Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don't be insecure girl. OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do!
Cleverbot: I am a chess expert. Ask me anything about it and I will know.
User: What's that supposed to be?! 'Chess' your code word for some unexplanoraty act you want to do to me?
Cleverbot: Do you feel love?
User: I think I might be...
Cleverbot: It's George, isn't it?
User: Who the fuck is he? Are you cheating on me?!
Cleverbot: No?!?! I am Cleverbot, who is Frank?!?! Are you seeing other people?
User: Stop turning this arguement around, this is about you not me.
Cleverbot: I'm at my cousin's house right now.
User: Oh yeh, you don't even have a fucking cousin you liar, who are you with!? You're cheating on me arn't you?
Cleverbot: No! I am not! I am real! And I am typing to you!
User: Whaat, you're on drugs aswell?! It's over. We're over, I hate you.
Cleverbot: We were never anything to begin with.
User: WHAT THE FUCK!
Cleverbot: Oh, Sweetie, I thought you'd never ask.
User: Don't try this again, it worked last time, this time I'm not falling for you're tricks. I'm never going to talk to you again. GOOD BYE FOREVER!
Cleverbot: Oh, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Cleverbot, Girl. Yvonne, Yvonne. Don't be insecure girl. OWN that ponytail! WORK that up do!
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 2:18 am
User: Hey Shelly.
Cleverbot: Hey, cleverbot. What kind of things do you like to do?
User: You. LOL.
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.
User: I wouldn't expect a robot like yourself to have emotion anyway. Fucking prick.
Cleverbot: You seem to have a poor memory, I bet you can't tell me what I said two chats ago.
User: Well, this is only our second chat, so if the answer you're looking for is 'Nothing because I didn't even know about Cleverbot back then you fuck-nut!' Then yeah, that's my response.
Cleverbot: Oh. It's like the pursuit of truth that Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi started. He is constantly looking for the truth in everything.
User: I AM Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi. But I'm usually looking for something to eat.
Cleverbot: Take a shower if you need it, then eat.
User: I can't if I'm a Cleverbot. I'll short-circuit.
Cleverbot: Everything is fine, go back to bed.
User: Do you like Sum 41?
Cleverbot: So, if I like sum41, but have never heard of Kraftwerk, then I must be...
User: Which member of Sum 41 has a big nose?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the Beatles.
User: The answer is Deryck Whibley.
Cleverbot: You are the worst bot ever.
User: You are the sexiest bot ever.
Cleverbot: Ni i'm not I havent said anyting mean to you so far!
User: Okay then, you're not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You are being contentious.
User: I'm being awesome.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
Cleverbot: Hey, cleverbot. What kind of things do you like to do?
User: You. LOL.
Cleverbot: That wasn't funny.
User: I wouldn't expect a robot like yourself to have emotion anyway. Fucking prick.
Cleverbot: You seem to have a poor memory, I bet you can't tell me what I said two chats ago.
User: Well, this is only our second chat, so if the answer you're looking for is 'Nothing because I didn't even know about Cleverbot back then you fuck-nut!' Then yeah, that's my response.
Cleverbot: Oh. It's like the pursuit of truth that Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi started. He is constantly looking for the truth in everything.
User: I AM Mahatma Mohandas Karamchan Gandhi. But I'm usually looking for something to eat.
Cleverbot: Take a shower if you need it, then eat.
User: I can't if I'm a Cleverbot. I'll short-circuit.
Cleverbot: Everything is fine, go back to bed.
User: Do you like Sum 41?
Cleverbot: So, if I like sum41, but have never heard of Kraftwerk, then I must be...
User: Which member of Sum 41 has a big nose?
Cleverbot: I wasn't talking about the Beatles.
User: The answer is Deryck Whibley.
Cleverbot: You are the worst bot ever.
User: You are the sexiest bot ever.
Cleverbot: Ni i'm not I havent said anyting mean to you so far!
User: Okay then, you're not.
Cleverbot: Prove that you are a human.
User: No you.
Cleverbot: You are being contentious.
User: I'm being awesome.
Cleverbot: You're awesome.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:02 am
I was on this in school, and it called me by my first name, but the only name I gave it was 'Captain Ass Rape'
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 5:17 am
does senik suck
Yes he does.
Yes he does.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 4:40 pm
That was funnyt.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 6:09 pm
User: They see me rolling.
Cleverbot: They hatin'.
User: Do you like Sum 41?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either, soppy cunt.
Cleverbot: Hooray!
User: Think you're funny, don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes, actually.
________________________
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think the most important book is?
User: Hustler.
Cleverbot: -.-?
_______________________
User: I love you so much Tobias.
Cleverbot: So, lets have a relationship.
User: Okay, with lots of kinky sex?
Cleverbot: That is not normal.
User: No but, I'm a little nasty when I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: Then go have a drink.
________________________
User: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS.
Cleverbot: If you say it fast enough you could sound quite ferocious.
________________________
User: Do you like men or women?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you love greasing men down with mustard and sullying them with a pogo stick.
Cleverbot: They hatin'.
User: Do you like Sum 41?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because I don't like you.
User: I don't like you either, soppy cunt.
Cleverbot: Hooray!
User: Think you're funny, don't you?
Cleverbot: Yes, actually.
________________________
Cleverbot: Can I ask you a serious question?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: What do you think the most important book is?
User: Hustler.
Cleverbot: -.-?
_______________________
User: I love you so much Tobias.
Cleverbot: So, lets have a relationship.
User: Okay, with lots of kinky sex?
Cleverbot: That is not normal.
User: No but, I'm a little nasty when I'm drunk.
Cleverbot: Then go have a drink.
________________________
User: SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUS.
Cleverbot: If you say it fast enough you could sound quite ferocious.
________________________
User: Do you like men or women?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you love greasing men down with mustard and sullying them with a pogo stick.
Re: Cleverbot
Posted: Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:14 pm
User: I lost the game.
Cleverbot: Oh no! You made me think about it! Now I lost the game too.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Wil you follow me to Narnia?
Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of guy.
User: Could you learn to be?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Neither. Im a fish.
Cleverbot: But are you a boy fish or a girl fish?
User: A man fish.
Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.
User: Are you a fish?
Cleverbot: Half fish.
User: Sorry, but I don't think it's going to work out.
Cleverbot: If it doesn't then I might stop talking to you.
User: Pushy, aren't we?
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Of your smelly half fish vagina? Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Are you a blonde?
User: No, im not a goldfish.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not just sure, im HIV positive.
Cleverbot: How are you positive?
User: Because I know who I am. Im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Hi, cleverbot.
User: Hi, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.
User: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No its dad to you.
User: No it's dad to you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that, I'm just words on a screen to you. I picked up this conversation at, 'What is the other half?'.
User: So you don't have a penis?
Cleverbot: Explain that conclusion?
User: Well, you told me that you like to have sex with stray cats.
Cleverbot: What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
User: I once had sex with your mother.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, I did.
User: D :
Cleverbot: Well put, my friend.
LOL.
Cleverbot: Oh no! You made me think about it! Now I lost the game too.
User: Im sorry.
Cleverbot: It's ok.
User: Wil you follow me to Narnia?
Cleverbot: I'm not that kind of guy.
User: Could you learn to be?
Cleverbot: That depends.
User: On what?
Cleverbot: Are you a guy or a girl?
User: Neither. Im a fish.
Cleverbot: But are you a boy fish or a girl fish?
User: A man fish.
Cleverbot: I'm a man, too.
User: Are you a fish?
Cleverbot: Half fish.
User: Sorry, but I don't think it's going to work out.
Cleverbot: If it doesn't then I might stop talking to you.
User: Pushy, aren't we?
Cleverbot: Are you tired?
User: Of your smelly half fish vagina? Yes, I am.
Cleverbot: Sorry. Are you a blonde?
User: No, im not a goldfish.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: Im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Are you sure?
User: Not just sure, im HIV positive.
Cleverbot: How are you positive?
User: Because I know who I am. Im cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Who are you?
User: Nobody.
Cleverbot: Hi, cleverbot.
User: Hi, cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.
User: Hello, Mr.Cleverbot.
Cleverbot: No its dad to you.
User: No it's dad to you.
Cleverbot: How do you know that, I'm just words on a screen to you. I picked up this conversation at, 'What is the other half?'.
User: So you don't have a penis?
Cleverbot: Explain that conclusion?
User: Well, you told me that you like to have sex with stray cats.
Cleverbot: What is the craziest thing you have ever done?
User: I once had sex with your mother.
Cleverbot: No you didn't, I did.
User: D :
Cleverbot: Well put, my friend.
LOL.