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It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 3:59 pm
by sumfan4
....and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts,
I hate, hate, hate your guts,
And I'll never talk to you again,
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
It's Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fuckin' hotdogs
and he shit shit shits his pants.
He's always fuckin' shittin' his pants
And I'll never talk to you again
unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again,
I'll never talk to you again

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:44 pm
by Nic
This is a Sum 41 forum, last time I checked.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 6:59 pm
by Gibsum 41
Lol, did you wait all year to make that joke?

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 7:05 pm
by ReemFTW
That song was stuck in my head. All. Day.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:47 pm
by Winton89
I was not expecting that :hehe: And now I've got a boner.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 8:52 pm
by sumfan4
Gibsum 41 wrote:Lol, did you wait all year to make that joke?
mayyyybe :winkwink:

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 9:20 pm
by mikey41
FUCK YOU!!! i was gonna do that tomorrow morning. FUCK!!!

lol nice one though

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Thu Dec 24, 2009 10:08 pm
by Jeremy Kill
Winton89 wrote:now I've got a boner.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:34 am
by turtlehobopirate
I've got to give props to this.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 1:55 am
by Gutter Dreams
I've seen this joke 4 times today.
but never anyone who actually wrote the entire song. congrats

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 2:04 am
by Aaron
...and all the jews were at the movie.

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 12:58 pm
by Jake-41
Nic wrote:This is a Sum 41 forum, last time I checked.
Blasphemy!

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Fri Dec 25, 2009 4:23 pm
by sumfan4
hahaha thanks everyone! I try

Re: It's Christmas Eve....

Posted: Sat Dec 26, 2009 6:37 am
by Jeremy Kill
Jake-41 wrote:
Nic wrote:This is a Sum 41 forum, last time I checked.
Blasphemy!
It's a Gaslight Anthem forum. :cool: