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How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:04 pm
by Jake
on a scale of 1-10

http://news.uk.msn.com/uk/article.aspx? ... ocid=today

A young Afghan girl has been killed after a box of public information leaflets dropped by an RAF aircraft landed on top of her, the Ministry of Defence has confirmed.
The box failed to break apart in mid-air and hit the young girl, who was taken to a hospital in Kandahar where she later died.
The leaflets were dropped over a rural area of Helmand province by an RAF C130 Hercules on June 23.
The RAF said it deeply regretted the incident and has launched an investigation into what happened.
A spokesman said: "In a tragic incident on 23 June, an air-drop of public information leaflets took place in a rural area in Helmand Province.
"It is a matter of deep regret that one of the boxes failed to fully open and on landing caused serious injuries to an Afghan child.
"The child was treated at a local medical facility in Kandahar where, despite the best efforts of staff, she died as a result of her injuries. An investigation into the incident is under way."
Defence sources said it was unfortunate that the young girl was taken to a local hospital in Kandahar, instead of to an International Security Assistance Force hospital, which may have been better equipped.
The MoD would not comment on what type of leaflet was involved, but said air drops - which include leaflets giving public information on the presidential elections and basic warnings about explosives - were common.
Last week, a UN report said about 1,500 civilians were killed in Afghanistan between January and August.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 3:56 pm
by Bobbyjames
serves her right for not reading the leaflets on falling boxes.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:01 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
Someone should try dropping a piece of poop out the window of a plane.

You're so high up it should freeze on the way down so it'd be hard as a rock, you could even shape it into something before tossing it. If it were me, i'd mold it into little Chinese stars for a better hit ratio.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 5:49 pm
by 01joe10
Sumfan wrote:Someone should try dropping a piece of poop out the window of a plane.

You're so high up it should freeze on the way down so it'd be hard as a rock, you could even shape it into something before tossing it. If it were me, i'd mold it into little Chinese stars for a better hit ratio.
Moulding Poop....Loverly
You could mould it into a christmas present?
Everybody happy :winkwink:

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 6:36 pm
by Jake
01joe10 wrote:
Sumfan wrote:Someone should try dropping a piece of poop out the window of a plane.

You're so high up it should freeze on the way down so it'd be hard as a rock, you could even shape it into something before tossing it. If it were me, i'd mold it into little Chinese stars for a better hit ratio.
Moulding Poop....Loverly
You could mould it into a christmas present?
Everybody happy :winkwink:
not a fan of your sig...

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:15 pm
by the perfect li e
Sumfan wrote:Someone should try dropping a piece of poop out the window of a plane.

You're so high up it should freeze on the way down so it'd be hard as a rock, you could even shape it into something before tossing it. If it were me, i'd mold it into little Chinese stars for a better hit ratio.
some guy told me once that someone peed off a plane and it froze and afterwards a popcicle made of pee killed a random guy. I'm pretty sure he said that just for the sake of comedy though.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:05 pm
by sumfan4
FAIL

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:09 pm
by Gibsum 41
PWNT

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Wed Sep 30, 2009 11:23 pm
by Jeremy Kill
Yeah, definitely an 8 on the Unlucky Scale.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 12:20 am
by tomhoppus
Why was a C130 ship carrying that anyway?

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:02 am
by CIRCUITzach
who doesnt hear a box falling full speed from the sky? she coulda moved.
5/10 for unlucky scale.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:05 am
by Boni
Could have been a lot of background noise

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:10 pm
by Jake
tomhoppus wrote:Why was a C130 ship carrying that anyway?
Do you know anything?

They drop leaflets in war torn countries advising people on how to avoid being shot/how to surrender/other shit.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 4:19 pm
by Bobbyjames
Jake! wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:Why was a C130 ship carrying that anyway?
Do you know anything?

They drop leaflets in war torn countries advising people on how to avoid being shot/how to surrender/other shit.
he missed that bit on Call of Duty.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:42 pm
by Jeremy Kill
Jake! wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:Why was a C130 ship carrying that anyway?
Do you know anything?

They drop leaflets in war torn countries advising people on how to avoid being shot/how to surrender/other shit.
That's funny in an ironic kind of way!

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 5:17 am
by ReemFTW
This made me laugh. I know, I'm morbid.

butindramaclasswe'relearninghowtoalienateourselvesfromourcharacterbymakingthemseemfunny.brechtiantheatre.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 10:27 am
by Janet
Helmand province should be where the estonian soldiers are right now. But yeah, really unlucky

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Fri Oct 02, 2009 11:12 am
by Boni
ReemFTW wrote:This made me laugh. I know, I'm morbid.
I laughed hard at it too, I know it's sick but it's just a funny thing to happen.

Re: How unlucky was this girl?

Posted: Sun Oct 04, 2009 12:54 pm
by Jake-41
Is this like Carson?

She was so unlucky, she died.
That's so wrong, omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg.