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Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:37 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
Thats right all, we've been deceived.
The "boy" we've come to know (and love) as Kyle whatever his name is now is a FRAUD.
Recently, I went into my myspace archives because he told me something the other day that didn't mesh up with his story. As you may know, Kyle's "story" is a sad one. being of german decent his puerto rican family shunned him, leaving him to the elements beside the clothes racks at wal-mart. Being the kind, white family the Heyblack family is (name muddled for privacy purposes) they saw young kyle sitting beside the clothes rack with the other assorted mexican/canadian babies and fell in love instantly. Heres a twitter quote from his "parents":
wal-mart today, saw the cutest little baby boy, his collar says "Kyle" but no address. we're taking him home to live with us.
Let me just stop the story here for a moment. I am of puerto rican decent myself and know my ancestry. already Kyle's story doesn't mesh, its commonly known among us the best place to leave a child is some kind of privately owned gas station, or possibly a fast food chain.
So kyle grew up listening to bands such as Chiodos, Dance Gavin Dance and The Wiggles.
Grew up into this young man we loved ever so much:
A golden child. Beautiful in every sense of the word. The epitome of American Culture.
Its just too bad THIS MAN DOES NOT EXIST.
Through modern miracles Kyle Heyblack, known to his superiors at the kinkos he works at as KYLE HODGES. Was able to mold himself him with the popular photo editing program Photoshop from this:
to this:
You make me sick.
http://www.myspace.com/kylelhodges
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:44 pm
by Shiv
.... sarcastic or truth?
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:45 pm
by Neverwakeup
rofl. I have a heart for bragging VIP kids. Whos that angry lookin jew next to him?
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 4:48 pm
by I'm A Cunt [*banned*]
Shiv wrote:.... sarcastic or truth?
Truth obviously.
Neverwakeup wrote:rofl. I have a heart for bragging VIP kids.
I heard you mold these
in your spare time.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:05 pm
by Madjid
Epic thread.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:17 pm
by withchappedlips
Wow... fuck you. Fuck this website. I'm done.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:22 pm
by Peterr
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:35 pm
by CIRCUITzach
we r friends on facebook
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 5:37 pm
by Neverwakeup
Sumfan wrote:Shiv wrote:.... sarcastic or truth?
Truth obviously.
Neverwakeup wrote:rofl. I have a heart for bragging VIP kids.
I heard you mold these
in your spare time.
glass, yes. Acryl not so much.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 6:33 pm
by Shiv
TWJCOHA wrote:Wow... fuck you. Fuck this website. I'm done.
so what if he's old??
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 7:16 pm
by Bass Cone
hahaha
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:31 pm
by sumfan4
haha wait, is he like an old guy or something?
I'm not following ANY of this
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:39 pm
by Jake-41
I need sort of an explanation too.....
I just don't get why any of this matters.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:41 pm
by samueeL
Looks like there are a lot of stupid people here...........
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 10:56 pm
by Jake-41
I looked at his profile.
This is just, so epic. Why would someone with three kids and a wife... get on a website and be a total prick??
Yeah, he's old.... So? I just don't understand why someone would edit pic's of themselves to seem.. young? When they have a wife and three kid's. He's better than all of us.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sat Sep 26, 2009 11:21 pm
by Peterr
Jake-41 wrote:I looked at his profile.
This is just, so epic. Why would someone with three kids and a wife... get on a website and be a total prick??
Yeah, he's old.... So? I just don't understand why someone would edit pic's of themselves to seem.. young? When they have a wife and three kid's. He's better than all of us.
Your so fucking stupid.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 3:45 am
by withchappedlips
Jake-41 wrote:I looked at his profile.
This is just, so epic. Why would someone with three kids and a wife... get on a website and be a total prick??
Yeah, he's old.... So? I just don't understand why someone would edit pic's of themselves to seem.. young? When they have a wife and three kid's. He's better than all of us.
You are probably too new to understand how great I have been to this website, and the members on this website.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:36 am
by Jake-41
TWJCOHA wrote:Jake-41 wrote:I looked at his profile.
This is just, so epic. Why would someone with three kids and a wife... get on a website and be a total prick??
Yeah, he's old.... So? I just don't understand why someone would edit pic's of themselves to seem.. young? When they have a wife and three kid's. He's better than all of us.
You are probably too new to understand how great I have been to this website, and the members on this website.
Oh, i see...
You've only been a prick to me.
Cool.
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:45 am
by sumfan4
pedophiles usually go on websites that young people hang out at, and pose as teens so they can....EWW!
Kyle (see pic below)
....is a disgusting freak and should be banned!
Re: Kyle is a fake.
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 4:47 am
by Jake-41
sumfan4 wrote:pedophiles usually go on websites that young people hang out at, and pose as teens so they can....EWW!
Kyle (see pic below)
....is a disgusting freak and should be banned!
Pwnt.