Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:28 am
because she's a woman
/discuss
/discuss
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog?
Neither did she.
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Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:37 am
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:54 am
i was hoping we could delve into the jokes about women
why dont women wear watches?
because theres a clock on the stove
why dont women wear watches?
because theres a clock on the stove
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:26 am
kinda naughty but...
Why does Beyonce say "to the left"?
...cuz black people don't have rights.
just a joke kids
Why does Beyonce say "to the left"?
...cuz black people don't have rights.
just a joke kids
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:57 am
Just a little joke-poem my social teacher says
you know what they say:
women drivers
no survivors
you know what they say:
women drivers
no survivors
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:13 am
What did Helen Keller's parents do to punish her?
Rearrange the furniture.
Rearrange the furniture.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:17 am
SOOO TRUE2712 wrote:Just a little joke-poem my social teacher says
you know what they say:
women drivers
no survivors
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:56 am
Hahahasumfan4 wrote:kinda naughty but...
Why does Beyonce say "to the left"?
...cuz black people don't have rights.
just a joke kids
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:30 pm
wanna hear a joke?
women rights
women rights
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 5:35 pm
I know this guy, his life is making up racist jokes. It's sad.
How do you turn a dish washer into a into a dryer?
Give her a rag.
How do you turn a dish washer into a into a dryer?
Give her a rag.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 6:30 pm
LOLZPeter wrote:I know this guy, his life is making up racist jokes. It's sad.
How do you turn a dish washer into a into a dryer?
Give her a rag.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:23 pm
Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:27 pm
nopeBass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 8:57 pm
Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?Shiv wrote:nopeBass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:17 pm
im not dating a guy....Janet wrote:Oh oh, let me get this straight, so you're dating a guy so you can say that?Shiv wrote:nopeBass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?
but i wouldnt expect u to do it right cuz ur a woman
im datin a gurl
shez hawt
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 9:43 pm
Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:00 pm
so has a female double postingBass Cone wrote:Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:06 pm
shit how did that happen?Shiv wrote:so has a female double postingBass Cone wrote:Gender jokes are so bland and overdone.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 10:50 pm
Haha, I'm a transvestite so none of your jokes affect me!
I want my rank back, btw.
I want my rank back, btw.
Re: Why can't helen keller drive?
Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 11:40 pm
Rofl!Bass Cone wrote:Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Why did God create man before woman?
Because you're always supposed to have a rough draft before creating your masterpiece.
Why do female black widow spiders kill the males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
Why do jocks play on artificial turf?
To keep them from grazing.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
am i doing it right?