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First date gah!
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 10:53 pm
by Shiv
so i had this "relationship" with a girl in 8th grade.... wasnt much. just hung out a couple times, then she broke up with me. i asked her out again (ima freshman in college), and she said yes. now our first date is this saturday. we're goin out for pizza. any serious suggestions/ things i can do so i dont fuck up?
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Thu Jul 23, 2009 11:10 pm
by Slither
Rape.
Just kidding. Just relax and act like you have nothing to lose.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:07 am
by Max
Cheesy but be yourself.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:25 am
by Aaron
Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:29 am
by Jeremy Kill
If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 12:59 am
by Shiv
Gunner wrote:If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
i was just thinking that!!!!
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 1:37 am
by CIRCUITzach
bring protection.
you never know when a mugger is gonna mug you so have protection just in case you need to pop a cap in the guys ass. Shiv go to Pepes in New Haven on Wooster Street. Best Pizza in CT
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:12 am
by Shiv
CIRCUITzach wrote:bring protection.
misleading..... condom =\
CIRCUITzach wrote:you never know when a mugger is gonna mug you so have protection just in case you need to pop a cap in the guys ass. Shiv go to Pepes in New Haven on Wooster Street. Best Pizza in CT
goin to renos on the post road
apparently it has legit pizza
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:21 am
by Tyler41
Gunner wrote:If you drive, turn on First Date by Blink-182 when you pick her up.
this hahahaha
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 6:58 am
by turtlehobopirate
Anyone notice this is the wrong section? Lol.
Btw, you should just chill. If she said yes to you then she might like you and the whole thing will go well.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:10 am
by iemnaiz
bring her to Kwik-E-Mart
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 8:53 am
by Bobbyjames
get her drunk.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 9:53 am
by Madjid
Da_Aman wrote:Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
MAN, I LOL'D SO FUCKIN' HARD!
not because what you said is funny, it's mainly because you're 12. No offense.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:30 am
by Shiv
Fuck Nuts, Got Nipples? wrote:Da_Aman wrote:Keep the conversation going but don't ramble.
MAN, I LOL'D SO FUCKIN' HARD!
not because what you said is funny, it's mainly because you're 12. No offense.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:22 pm
by Max
Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:35 pm
by Bobbyjames
Max wrote:Slap her face with your penis when she's not looking and then deny everything.
this is how it goes down in the UK. FUCK DEM BITCHES
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:21 pm
by Druska
dont be a douche, just relax and everything will be alright and if something goes wrong ask for the help of uncle vodka
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 4:51 pm
by Bobbyjames
just don't ask for too much ehlp off uncle vodka, you don't want to whitey in her face. or even worse, your little soldier might not come out to play.
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 7:11 pm
by Druska
bobbyjames wrote:just don't ask for too much ehlp off uncle vodka, you don't want to whitey in her face. or even worse, your little soldier might not come out to play.
personal experience ? jk<3
Re: First date gah!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2009 11:25 pm
by Jake
hear no evil, see no evil, Speak no evil.
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