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Are you going to hell?

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mods feel free to move this if you want
i found this test based on Dante's Divine Comedy(a book which explains hell's levels )
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.
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I got the same thing.
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Bass Cone wrote:I got the same thing.
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I don't need to take the test, coz i know i'm going to heaven :smug:

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No one thinks it's so bad to go to hell
You're all right so better leave it well
These words are running through my mind
Little black and art drawn kids
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Seventh Level of Hell

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

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you're such a good boy madjid ...on the other hand BC, gib and myself were born with a 6 written on our heads and when we met up in sunnydale we're gonna open the hell's mouth and then buffy will come and pwn our asses
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Hahaha, fuckers. I answered honestly and I got the First level


Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


I'd take it.


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heh I'm in 6th level of hell damn it, I guess it's gonna be a long way repenting for my sins and all that crap if I want to go to heaven.

Cool test :grin:
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Still Waiting wrote:you're such a good boy madjid ...on the other hand BC, gib and myself were born with a 6 written on our heads and when we met up in sunnydale we're gonna open the hell's mouth and then buffy will come and pwn our asses
i think buffy would go to the same level of hell as us, actually. since we're all non-believey and shit. but if going to hell meant seeing buffy, i'm up for it lolz
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Level 6 as well
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tomhoppus wrote:Hahaha, fuckers. I answered honestly and I got the First level


Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


I'd take it.


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level 6 =P
Children of the beast embrace,
To scorn and the human race,
Consume the light that hugs the earth,
And aid the womb in giving birth,
To a group that will appear,
And guide you through this final year,
The dark armies then will come,
When the sum is 41

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I got level 6 too lol. At the end where it tells you what you were, what does the score mean? It says very low, low, moderate, and very high.
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turtlehobopirate wrote:I got level 6 too lol. At the end where it tells you what you were, what does the score mean? It says very low, low, moderate, and very high.
How well your answers match up with that particular level of hell.
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Bass Cone wrote:
turtlehobopirate wrote:I got level 6 too lol. At the end where it tells you what you were, what does the score mean? It says very low, low, moderate, and very high.
How well your answers match up with that particular level of hell.
Oh rofl. No wonder. I got moderate for level 9 though. :devious:
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Got Nuts? wrote:
tomhoppus wrote:Hahaha, fuckers. I answered honestly and I got the First level


Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.


I'd take it.


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lol, who doesn't?
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Me and tom are in level one. I got moderate for purgatory and level 8 though, everything else was low/very low.

I don't really see the difference between purgatory and level one with this quiz. It seems that level one is for non believers where believers go to purgatory. That being said, shouldn't answering yes to the question about believing in God put you in purgatory?

I know this isn't an accurate prediction, it's almost like those facebook quizzes where they're like "what month were you born in?".
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its ok guys, im going to level 3.
if you're in level 7, doesnt that mean you get to fight the boss? FINAL LEVEL!
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i got fifth hahaha
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