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fuck I missed our game this weekend, went out with my friends, guess it'd been better if i stayed home
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you're a good for nothing fan :silly:
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Still Waiting wrote:fuck I missed our game this weekend, went out with my friends, guess it'd been better if i stayed home
You missed Shakiro's epic goal. LOL

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Madjid wrote:
Still Waiting wrote:fuck I missed our game this weekend, went out with my friends, guess it'd been better if i stayed home
You missed Shakiro's epic goal. LOL
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some interesting games tonight, which one you gonna watch, bitches ?
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Real/Spurs for me tonight! I'm kind of torn, my boss is a huge Spurs fan so it will be funny to see them get a spanking, but on the other hand I don't want Madrid to win! hopefully it will be a good game though.

I'm still undecided as to what game to watch tomorrow night though.
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yes, tonight it is RM - Tottenham for sure, I want RM to win though, because of Mourinho ...

and tomorrow it's Chelsea - MU for sure, it should be more interesting game ...Barca will either easily win, or they will be trying to get through 10 players standing hand in hand with the goalkeeper...
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for me, Chelsea/Utd is another one of those games where I don't want either team to win or go through to the next round! I think tomorrow night I'll just flick between to the 2 games and see what is the better game.
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Bobbyjames wrote:for me, Chelsea/Utd is another one of those games where I don't want either team to win or go through to the next round! I think tomorrow night I'll just flick between to the 2 games and see what is the better game.
Shakhtar is not that weak team, and you will see that tomorrow night.

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Bobbyjames wrote:for me, Chelsea/Utd is another one of those games where I don't want either team to win or go through to the next round! I think tomorrow night I'll just flick between to the 2 games and see what is the better game.
Shakhtar is not that weak team, and you will see that tomorrow night.
I just hope they don't go to Barca and "park the bus". if they actually go play like they can play and really take on Barca then it could be a good game. the only time I've seen them this season is when they beat Arsenal in the group stage.
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Bobbyjames wrote:
Madjid wrote:
Bobbyjames wrote:for me, Chelsea/Utd is another one of those games where I don't want either team to win or go through to the next round! I think tomorrow night I'll just flick between to the 2 games and see what is the better game.
Shakhtar is not that weak team, and you will see that tomorrow night.
I just hope they don't go to Barca and "park the bus". if they actually go play like they can play and really take on Barca then it could be a good game. the only time I've seen them this season is when they beat Arsenal in the group stage.
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shit i've to book a table for tomorrow
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I don't underestimate Sachtar, but I kinda don't believe they will try to play an open game with Barca on Nou Camp, it's like a suicide, although Shachtar has been full of surprises so far !

Schalke is the weak team in the quarter finals for me !
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the worst thing you can do when playing Barca is set back and let them control the game. you need to take the game to them. once they have complete control of the midfield, you're fucked.
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should i be ashamed cos justin bieber was wearing a barça shirt in madrid?
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Still Waiting wrote:should i be ashamed cos justin bieber was wearing a barça shirt in madrid?
I was, but the fact that he was wearing it in MADRID made me a bit happy.
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Bobbyjames wrote:the worst thing you can do when playing Barca is set back and let them control the game. you need to take the game to them. once they have complete control of the midfield, you're fucked.
EXACTLY! It's the way that Barca plays whole match, they're satisfied if the other team plays defensive because there is no pressing against them and they can easily pass the ball around the 16 and once in a while get in there.
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omg , Crouch either wanted to injure some of the player or he placed a huge bet on RM's win
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yeah, Crouch can't do tackles..
but woooooow what a play by 10th Schalke!
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gejmik wrote:yeah, Crouch can't do tackles..
:silly: I still like him as a player though
gejmik wrote:but woooooow what a play by 10th Schalke!
yeah,that is interesting, Inter fucked up the derby with AC Milan to fuck up again in the Champions league, not cool
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