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that's right,shoot yourself
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I really want to kick you in the face sometimes!
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did the matches I thought of really pissed you off so badly ? :glad:
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yea, I get like this when we lose. especially when we've played shit!
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I know,but I kinda thought we will loose as soon as I started to think about the game,about this Europe league ...I mean,Robben was right,there is not many teams who would give the slightest shit about this competition ...

his words - 'Noone wants to win it' were kinda right,there is more teams who don't care than teams who try to win it ..
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I wanted to win it!
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well,me too,and I also want Liverpool to be in the big four this year,not only in the next one ...I still hope for it,but the rational part of my brain is not very optimistic about it ...
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this season? no way, we're too far off! at this rate we won;t even qualify for the Europa League next season!
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Quarters
Real Madrid v TOTTENHAM
CHELSEA v MAN UTD
Barcelona v Shakhtar Donetsk
Inter Milan v Schalke 04

Semis
Real Madrid/Tottenham v Barcelona/Shakhtar Donetsk
Inter Milan/Schalke 04 v CHELSEA/MAN UTD

I don't think Spurs could of drawn a harder route to the final!
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awww chels - man u is such a shame.. they're playing together not so far away in PL


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I'm gutted there can't be a Barca/Real final now as well.
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Barca's in semi-finals already ! :)
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Kinda hope that Tottenham can go all the way, fun too see an underdog win.
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DeryckW wrote:Kinda hope that Tottenham can go all the way, fun too see an underdog win.
They'll have to beat Madrid, then Barcelona then (Chelsea/Man U/Inter) to win this thing.
Miracles don't happen 3 times a year!

As for Barça - Shakhtar, i'm bit down, the trip to Ukraine won't be easy + Shakhtar is a very good team with totally unknown players, they lead the national league with 12 points ahead from Dynamo Kiev their closest follower.

I was hoping for Barça Vs English Team so that we can watch some decent football.

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if both Real & Barca get through to the semis, they will play each other 4 times in 2 weeks!
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Ari Gold wrote:if both Real & Barca get through to the semis, they will play each other 4 times in 2 weeks!
Players will be exhausted, and the games will be strictly tactical, so i don't think we'll see many goals, at least two games out of the 4 will be 0-0.

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Madjid wrote:
Ari Gold wrote:if both Real & Barca get through to the semis, they will play each other 4 times in 2 weeks!
Players will be exhausted, and the games will be strictly tactical, so i don't think we'll see many goals, at least two games out of the 4 will be 0-0.

Mark my words.
exactly,this is the worst case scenario ...
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not really, a 0-0 doesn't always mean a bad or boring game!
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