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[tomhoppus]

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[Pedro]

he never replied

[Pedro]

Me:
what's my name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
you fail
God:
Interesting gossip: said I fail.
Me:
you fail??? :O
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fail. Oh.
Me:
LOOOOOOOOL
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ok
God:
Er.
Me:
God has butt hair
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
and Im satan
God:
Hi, SATAN.
Me:
EPIC FAAAAIL
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
sure
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " SATAN".
Me:
maybe your mom?
God:
Perhaps. Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
but I slept with her last night
God:
That is interesting: SATAN said slept with her.
Me:
damn straight hoe
God:
Colloquial expression. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
gay bai
God:
Ask me another question.
Me:
are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
fag
God:
That would be just my luck.
Me:
donekyballs
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
lolwut
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about donekyballs.
Me:
damn straight mah homey
God:
Colloquial expression. What is your real name?
Me:
Satan McDonald
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
you mean Uncle Larry?
God:
Yes SATAN I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear?
Me:
yes
God:
" Was it not clear?"? yes?
Me:
yesh
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
bai godd
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
I said bye
God:
See you later. ...

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

We can stop bumping topics now.