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RVP would of done nothing, his red card was a joke though. the ref had a fairly shit game. Barca should of had a penalty in the first half when Diaby took Messi down.
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nobody said that Barcelona didn't deserve to win,they were better from the beginning for fucking sure,but just sayin that their absolute domination started after the red card,and from the first match,where Barca had twice as much chances than Arsenal,but still scored one goal less,I would say that if there was no red card Arsenal could really get through and it would be cause just by the Barca's lack of effectivity ...nobody said that it would be deserved,but imo it was more than possible ;) I personally would be happier if Barca got through 11 on 11 ...

but I am glad,cause I really want to see Puyol in action ! I fucking like his style !
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Madjid wrote:What could Van Persie have done to prevent his team's knock out? I mean have you watched the game? it was rated -18 due to the rape scenes in it, the better team won and got through, Arsenal fans should build a statute for Almunia, it could have been 8-1 without his brilliant saves.

Fergal41, if you think Barcelona's styleplay is annoying, watch Xavi's second goal.
well when Barca scored 2nd goal, he would be there for attacking, and they wouldn't have to open the game so much..
Cmon does any team in the world stand a change against barcelona in 10 men? I doubt that.

though if they were in 11 I don't think they would get 2nd goal.. Yellow card for Persie for his tackle on Dani Alves? ok, but Abidal caught RVPs neck and that was CLEAR yellow card, some referee would give red. And that card for a shot after a whistle? ABSOLUTE JOKE! Everyone do that because player can't know if it was some fan or not. It was just 2 seconds after a whistle..
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gejmik wrote:
Madjid wrote:What could Van Persie have done to prevent his team's knock out? I mean have you watched the game? it was rated -18 due to the rape scenes in it, the better team won and got through, Arsenal fans should build a statute for Almunia, it could have been 8-1 without his brilliant saves.

Fergal41, if you think Barcelona's styleplay is annoying, watch Xavi's second goal.
well when Barca scored 2nd goal, he would be there for attacking, and they wouldn't have to open the game so much..
Cmon does any team in the world stand a change against barcelona in 10 men? I doubt that.
well,Inter held on for 65 minutes with just one goal against them ...but as I said before,Inter's defense would be 10 times better with 6 players on the pitch then Arsenal's with 11 ...
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Arsenal's team just isn't built to sit back and defend, they're more of a Barca style team where they like to control the game and possession.
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yeah and that's why it wasw so funny that Wenger had no intention of attacking , even though Puyol and Pique were down ... and not only defending is absolutely pathetic in their gameplay,but also the childish mistakes,like Fabregas passed the ball for Barca to score ;)
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playing Fabregas was a risk, from last night's peformance he clearly wasn't fit enough.
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and the only shot Arsenal did have (which didn't count in the stats because of the offside) got Van Persie sent off. haha.
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Madjid wrote:Image

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guys,when will Puyol be ready to play again ? I want him to play !
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FuckT41182 wrote:guys,when will Puyol be ready to play again ? I want him to play !
Against Napoli.
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Stats are nothing. You can have 30 shots and still lose.
But a great fun fact is, that Arsenal "scored" a goal with 0 shots.
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Madjid wrote:
FuckT41182 wrote:guys,when will Puyol be ready to play again ? I want him to play !
Against Napoli.
In your dreams lol.
well,I certainly don't want my team to play in CHL against Barcelona !
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hmmmm, I can't really say who will win Champions League this year.. Every year I have some team which I think will win. Sure, Barca's good bla bla bla, but yeah, they can loose. Especially with effectivity like yesterday. They won't have so many chances against.. Let's say - Manchester. I think some English team will make it to the semi-finals, but I'm not so sure if there's going to be one in the final. I'd love to see Chelsea there though.
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outsiders can come through and win the whole thing, I mean look at Liverpool in 2005, they were hardly favourites! same with Porto the year before. would be surprised if Barca/Real/Utd/Chelsea didn't win it though.
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btw Ozil is fucking discussed everywhere these days ...what do you think about him ?? in my opinion he's the best purchase since the times of Zidane ...he doesn't dive and he seems humble...
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I'm a big fan of Ozil, probably my favourite Real player after Alonso.
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yeah if I should tell 4 fav player from Real,I would go with Alonso,Ozil,Casillas and Ronaldo(I know he sometimes dives,but some games he doesn't dive at all..well fuck it I like his strength)

from Barca definitely Xavi,Messi,Puyol and Iniesta(same as Ronaldo,sometimes he likes to take a dive,but not always) ...
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gejmik wrote:Stats are nothing. You can have 30 shots and still lose.
But a great fun fact is, that Arsenal "scored" a goal with 0 shots.
I think that's only because a goal doesn't count as an attempt to the stats dude.
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