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Say Goodnight wrote:

bobbyjames wrote:

Say Goodnight wrote:

budgie wrote:only a hermaphrodite like tom could possibly know the true answer

I prefer trnasvestite...


...Because I know that word.

its a shame you can't spell it though

fucking computers.

keyboard*

It's weird, you get a really strong pain upper.

At school everyone is punching (not kicking lol) everyone on the balls :(

I'm a bit late, but it feels horrible.

I play lacrosse, and of course I'm a goalie. I once took a 85+ mph shot straight in the balls. I stepped to the right and my cup shifted and it was not pretty. I could not walk. I'd chop them off, but I want to make little baby devils in the future, so I can't

^

Open Your Eyes wrote:I'd chop them off, but I want to make little baby devils in the future, so I can't

i like sex. is nice

hardcoresum41fan wrote: ohkay...okay

you made me go here

(cracks fingers)

okay, so lets look at this logically. A kick to the balls is about....say....1/3 of the pain of childbirth (assuming hard kick to balls ). Correct me if i'm wrong, but I know i'm right. So lets say any guy gets kicked in the balls.....does he ever cry??? bitch about it????
i think not
all he does is fall to the ground for like 5 minutes, then walk wobbly like a duck for like 3 hours (guys u know its true )

now women, especially now-a-days, have to give birth. no big deal.....right?
wrong. birth is a PAINFUL procedure, and im not denying that. now lets say....a little pain medication. just a little. when giving child birth.....what do women do???

you know its fucking true. dont deny it

now all im saying is that we have equal tolerances of pain
im proving that....not saying women are bitches or anything

plus, its not like we can control hits to the balls.
i remember once i got hit in the balls, and had tunnel vision. i felt like someone shot my urethra with a fucking .9 mm glock


shiv out

*lol* Yeah, guys don't whine...there's not AN ENTIRE THREAD right here where guys are claiming that a kick to the balls is omg the worst pain evarRR and they puke and lay on the ground and omggggggggggg :P

And yes, almost every guy I've ever seen get kicked in the balls (and that's a lot in 23 years of life haha), has cried. And whined and gimped around for days and begged for sympathy about it relentlessly.

Not to mention - here's a more personal example. I, in the summertime about a year ago or so, stubbed my bare toe (in sandals) on the wheel of a tractor. If you know anything about tractors, the tires are rocksolid. I split my big toenail IN HALF, and was leaving a trail of blood behind me. There was a "ah, fuck" under my breath...but I just carried on and went and sat down in the backyard to read. 20 mins or so later my mother came over to sit in the chair next to me and noticed I was bleeding and my toenail was half hanging off...I didn't even notice, and laughed about it and made everyone I saw that day look at how nast it was.

The next week? My boyfriend stubs his toe on his computer desk. It's the END OF THE WORLD. He's cussing and "ahhh fuckk!"ing for half an hour...and then is gingerly walking around for days, and making a scene of it whenever he steps down etc - claiming it's BROKEN...when there wasn't even a visible bruise, or swelling.

...and no, my boyfriend isn't just a pussy. Most every guy I know whines for generally about twice as long as a woman does when something silly like a cut, bruise, stubbed toe, etc. happens...

But maybe every guy in Ontario is just a bunch of whiney pussys, I'm not ruling that out...and I suppose it is possible that I just have a very high pain threshold and thus compare men to that as if all women are that way? Regardless...there's my example to counter your little example there that actually really didn't prove much to me since, in my experience, guys DO bitch and whine when they get kicked in the balls, and any woman I know who's had a baby is just like "shit man, 72 hours of hard labour and 36 stitches IN MY VAGINA...that sucked!" and then it's over...

No way man, I'm from Alberta! I drink brewskis, eat steak and vote Conservative. My pastime hobbies include going to the Rodeo and 4H meetings. I'm built Ford tough!

But seriously, getting kicked in the balls is probably the worst pain a guy can go through. Either that, or passing kidney stones. I've never had them, but apparently passing them would be the male-version of giving birth.

Jeremy wrote: But seriously, getting kicked in the balls is probably the worst pain a guy can go through. Either that, or passing kidney stones. I've never had them, but apparently passing them would be the male-version of giving birth.

i an vouch for that. omg. the pain. i wanted to die. drawback with living on the south coast of england... Water is filtered through chalk and you can see it in the water you drink :P

hardcoresum41fan wrote:

Open Your Eyes wrote:I'd chop them off, but I want to make little baby devils in the future, so I can't

i like sex. is nice

YOU BE MY WIFE?

Asho_DirtyPoo wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote: ohkay...okay

you made me go here

(cracks fingers)

okay, so lets look at this logically. A kick to the balls is about....say....1/3 of the pain of childbirth (assuming hard kick to balls ). Correct me if i'm wrong, but I know i'm right. So lets say any guy gets kicked in the balls.....does he ever cry??? bitch about it????
i think not
all he does is fall to the ground for like 5 minutes, then walk wobbly like a duck for like 3 hours (guys u know its true )

now women, especially now-a-days, have to give birth. no big deal.....right?
wrong. birth is a PAINFUL procedure, and im not denying that. now lets say....a little pain medication. just a little. when giving child birth.....what do women do???

you know its fucking true. dont deny it

now all im saying is that we have equal tolerances of pain
im proving that....not saying women are bitches or anything

plus, its not like we can control hits to the balls.
i remember once i got hit in the balls, and had tunnel vision. i felt like someone shot my urethra with a fucking .9 mm glock


shiv out

*lol* Yeah, guys don't whine...there's not AN ENTIRE THREAD right here where guys are claiming that a kick to the balls is omg the worst pain evarRR and they puke and lay on the ground and omggggggggggg :P

And yes, almost every guy I've ever seen get kicked in the balls (and that's a lot in 23 years of life haha), has cried. And whined and gimped around for days and begged for sympathy about it relentlessly.

Not to mention - here's a more personal example. I, in the summertime about a year ago or so, stubbed my bare toe (in sandals) on the wheel of a tractor. If you know anything about tractors, the tires are rocksolid. I split my big toenail IN HALF, and was leaving a trail of blood behind me. There was a "ah, fuck" under my breath...but I just carried on and went and sat down in the backyard to read. 20 mins or so later my mother came over to sit in the chair next to me and noticed I was bleeding and my toenail was half hanging off...I didn't even notice, and laughed about it and made everyone I saw that day look at how nast it was.

The next week? My boyfriend stubs his toe on his computer desk. It's the END OF THE WORLD. He's cussing and "ahhh fuckk!"ing for half an hour...and then is gingerly walking around for days, and making a scene of it whenever he steps down etc - claiming it's BROKEN...when there wasn't even a visible bruise, or swelling.

...and no, my boyfriend isn't just a pussy. Most every guy I know whines for generally about twice as long as a woman does when something silly like a cut, bruise, stubbed toe, etc. happens...

But maybe every guy in Ontario is just a bunch of whiney pussys, I'm not ruling that out...and I suppose it is possible that I just have a very high pain threshold and thus compare men to that as if all women are that way? Regardless...there's my example to counter your little example there that actually really didn't prove much to me since, in my experience, guys DO bitch and whine when they get kicked in the balls, and any woman I know who's had a baby is just like "shit man, 72 hours of hard labour and 36 stitches IN MY VAGINA...that sucked!" and then it's over...

I've never puked when I got kicked in the sack, and it isn't the most painful things in the world, [maybe the most annoying thing], I can't even truthfully say that is soarer than given birth cause I'll never know; But I believe like everything people react differently to being kicked in the private areas.

Myself, It just 5 minutes of annoying pain that doesn't make me roll about the floor and puke. I've been kicked in the balls and then I just got up and walked away.

Asho_DirtyPoo wrote:But maybe every guy in Ontario is just a bunch of whiney pussys, I'm not ruling that out...and I suppose it is possible that I just have a very high pain threshold and thus compare men to that as if all women are that way? Regardless...there's my example to counter your little example there that actually really didn't prove much to me since, in my experience, guys DO bitch and whine when they get kicked in the balls, and any woman I know who's had a baby is just like "shit man, 72 hours of hard labour and 36 stitches IN MY VAGINA...that sucked!" and then it's over...

....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.
girls have medication...numbing medication...yet complain about childbirth
another thing that pisses me off is that girls whine and complain about pregnancy......like "well, you don't have to give birth!"...and completely BITCH about it!!!
GAH

here's a fuckign thought.....don't get knocked up!
its called a fucking condom!
still want kids? go fucking streisland and get a fucking little african child that could use your financial support!

bobbyjames wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote:

Open Your Eyes wrote:I'd chop them off, but I want to make little baby devils in the future, so I can't

i like sex. is nice

YOU BE MY WIFE?

(only if you have thrown a jew down a well)

hardcoresum41fan wrote:

Asho_DirtyPoo wrote:But maybe every guy in Ontario is just a bunch of whiney pussys, I'm not ruling that out...and I suppose it is possible that I just have a very high pain threshold and thus compare men to that as if all women are that way? Regardless...there's my example to counter your little example there that actually really didn't prove much to me since, in my experience, guys DO bitch and whine when they get kicked in the balls, and any woman I know who's had a baby is just like "shit man, 72 hours of hard labour and 36 stitches IN MY VAGINA...that sucked!" and then it's over...

....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.
girls have medication...numbing medication...yet complain about childbirth
another thing that pisses me off is that girls whine and complain about pregnancy......like "well, you don't have to give birth!"...and completely BITCH about it!!!
GAH

here's a fuckign thought.....don't get knocked up!
its called a fucking condom!
still want kids? go fucking streisland and get a fucking little african child that could use your financial support!

bobbyjames wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote:

Open Your Eyes wrote:I'd chop them off, but I want to make little baby devils in the future, so I can't

i like sex. is nice

YOU BE MY WIFE?

(only if you have thrown a jew down a well)

YEKSHEMESH!

hardcoresum41fan wrote:
....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.

yeah cos big boys don't cry .. come on

Still Waiting wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote:
....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.

yeah cos big boys don't cry .. come on

i cry everytime i watch Bambi...which is every Tuesday

bobbyjames wrote:

Still Waiting wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote:
....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.

yeah cos big boys don't cry .. come on

i cry everytime i watch Bambi...which is every Tuesday

I lol'd quite hard at that :D

boniboyblue wrote:

bobbyjames wrote:

Still Waiting wrote:

hardcoresum41fan wrote:
....i have seriously never seen a guy cry when he gets kicked in the balls...
they might bitch (for a good reason, i might add), but they never cry.

yeah cos big boys don't cry .. come on

i cry everytime i watch Bambi...which is every Tuesday

I lol'd quite hard at that :D

I think its not the same pain I have felt as I was reading your post. sorry marry.

yes it hurts

Neverwakeup wrote:I think its not the same pain I have felt as I was reading your post. sorry marry.

It must be similar to the pain I have reading your posts.

ball kicks hurt real bad. sometimes it takes a while for the pain to set in. i know a few times i'm like "Well that didnt even hurt.." then two minutes later..."Oh...deary me..." then i sit.

and as per the whole giving birth vs ball kicking pain thing...they both hurt. and having a baby probably hurts more. but i assume most guys will get hit in he bag by something more than a girl will give birth...for the most part. so it will kinda even it out.