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Re: TNS FML
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 6:58 am
by Jeremy Kill
Jake-41 wrote:Went to a festival-isk thing, when i got there, this amazing girl i like was there and we kicked it together. We went through a Dairy Queen drive through on foot, and even hugged once. Only for her to turn me down and leaving me to feel she has more intrest in my friend, who, is 10x uglier than me! FML!!!!
One chick did offer to suck my cock, though. Fuckin seriously too! God strike me down if im lying!
Soooo, FYL.
I didn't accept her offer btw.
The first time I read this I thought the girl that offered to suck you off was the same one you went to Dairy Queen with. I was like, "Wait, what? She turns him down but later offers a blow job? What the hell..."
But now I see it seems some random chick asked and now I see the reasoning behind why you declined.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Thu Sep 24, 2009 4:39 pm
by K.
haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:39 am
by Bobbyjames
my boss is making me listen to A1. FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 7:46 pm
by Bass Cone
K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
lolwut
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:43 pm
by K.
Bass Cone wrote:K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
lolwut
sucks right?
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:44 pm
by Bass Cone
K. wrote:Bass Cone wrote:K. wrote:haircut,i look like a lesbo FML
school's first day sucked. 15 boys 9 girls in my class and girls are like haz mustaches and they haz bigger eyebrows than mine omg FML
lolwut
sucks right?
sure?
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Sun Sep 27, 2009 8:45 am
by Jake-41
Everyone here hate's me. FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 7:12 am
by Sara
I just read this WHOLE thread. FML.
Oh.. and I just lost the game. FML/FYL.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:47 pm
by ReemFTW
Just wiki'd The Game. FML/FYL.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:53 pm
by Jake-41
I won the game. FYL.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 12:56 pm
by Sara
I'm talking to Reem on the phone. FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:02 pm
by ReemFTW
I'm talking to Sara on the phone. FYL
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 1:16 am
by Peterr
I set myself up to fall. Then fell farther than i thought. FML
Actually heres a legit one.
My mom and sister left me and my brother at home for a weekend and brought over my aunt to make my little brother feel safer. I wasn't allowed to leave the house, so i sat around listening to my aunt talk about her online dating storys all weekend. FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 10:03 pm
by Jake-41
I wrote a fake memoir. FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 12:37 pm
by ReemFTW
I have Poetry Coursework, due tomorrow. I'm going to be up all night typing it up :( FML.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 4:32 pm
by iemnaiz
not going to celebrate christmas with my brother in chicago afterall cos the weather's too cold? -20 degrees, i'd die. FMLFMLFMLFML
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 6:52 pm
by Shiv
iemnaiz wrote:not going to celebrate christmas with my brother in chicago afterall cos the weather's too cold? -20 degrees, i'd die. FMLFMLFMLFML
pfff
i might have to drive for 20 hours to see my sister for thanksgiving.... then drive 20 hours back
fmlllllllllll
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Wed Oct 14, 2009 9:49 pm
by Jake-41
Has a girlfriend, finally. FYL.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 6:47 pm
by iemnaiz
Shiv wrote:iemnaiz wrote:not going to celebrate christmas with my brother in chicago afterall cos the weather's too cold? -20 degrees, i'd die. FMLFMLFMLFML
pfff
i might have to drive for 20 hours to see my sister for thanksgiving.... then drive 20 hours back
fmlllllllllll
that's...... very sad.
Re: TNS FML
Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 7:13 pm
by Sara
I'm sure your sympathy is greatly appreciated Zian. o-o