The TNS Toilet

[sumfan4]

Just finished watching Toy Story! I love that movie! It reminds me of when I was a kid. Can't wait to see the third one!

[Gutter Dreams]

it feeels like I haven't been lurking around here in forever... but it's been a day. wow.

[sumfan4]

My friend's go-kart is so much fucking fun!!! We tore up the field next to my house. HELL YEAAAAA!! Doin it again tomorrow!!

[Jeremy Kill]

I've just been working a lot lately. I can't wait to be off next weekend. Drunk as a skunk and twice as smelly.

[Janet]

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My brother decided to spare me this time, haha

[Emil]

My brother finally decided to gte his head out of his ass and move out. That means jackpot for me since i can take his room.

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

Clearing out the ol' ballsack.

[Jake]

Clearing out the ol' ballsack.

Who's the lucky guy?

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

Clearing out the ol' ballsack.

Who's the lucky guy?

Ricky Gervais

[Emil]

I'm watching football. And i most say that the US sucks at this game, but so does England's keeper.

[Emil]

Let me reverse that. England sucks ass. What the fuck? 1-1? And you guys are favourites in this tournament? For god sake you have both Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney! Just shoot!

[I'm A Cunt [*banned*]]

there's a church nearby, well im new to my area, theres this pastor. so he came over to welcome us to the community and to invite as and what-not. i didn't know. he was in my living room, my rooms right off the living room. their sitting in there talking, him and my mom. so i come out of my room saying "its hotter than a fucking witches titty in there" and then i look and he and mom are staring at me, my moms trying to kill me with her eyes, he's like :

and im all, oh.. hi... so they just stare at me for another minute and start talking again, i just lean against the wall beside him in the couch. they're talking. bout 5 minutes later i rip the hugest fart to ever leave my asscheeks. they stop again and just stare at me, im all "heh... yeah. just passed gas, don't pass it back".

by this time this is him:



he just gets up, says "very mature" and leaves.

my mom will poison my food tonight i know it.

[Druska]

Let me reverse that. England sucks ass. What the fuck? 1-1? And you guys are favourites in this tournament? For god sake you have both Gerrard, Lampard and Rooney! Just shoot!

let's hope that my roommate doesn't drag me to watch spain's game,

[sumfan4]

Fuck me. I've been tossing and turning since 12:30 trying to get to sleep. I've been on and off asleep, I must've been asleep and awake 3 times already. It's now 2am and I am wide awake, so I decided to turn on my laptop. I will most likely be up for hours. It's so damn hard to sleep when it's 100 degrees in my bedroom.

[Jeremy Kill]

there's a church nearby, well im new to my area, theres this pastor. so he came over to welcome us to the community and to invite as and what-not. i didn't know. he was in my living room, my rooms right off the living room. their sitting in there talking, him and my mom. so i come out of my room saying "its hotter than a fucking witches titty in there" and then i look and he and mom are staring at me, my moms trying to kill me with her eyes, he's like :

and im all, oh.. hi... so they just stare at me for another minute and start talking again, i just lean against the wall beside him in the couch. they're talking. bout 5 minutes later i rip the hugest fart to ever leave my asscheeks. they stop again and just stare at me, im all "heh... yeah. just passed gas, don't pass it back".

by this time this is him:



he just gets up, says "very mature" and leaves.

my mom will poison my food tonight i know it.

Haha! Well done, well done.

Currently listening to 1979 by Smashing Pumpkins and realized the main riff really reminds me of Elevator by Box Car Racer.

[Emil]

Box Car Racer ripped off so many bands. Just compare Cat Like Thief to You've Got So Far To Go by Alkaline Trio. I heard another song that sounded like I Feel So bu i can't remember the name.

[Jake-41]

I love Box Car! I recently listened to the whole album, and i thought it was a masterpiece.

Who does the vocals in cat like thief, anyway?


EDIT: Nevermind, and i totally knew it was him the whole time!!

[Boni]

Had one to many Jagermeisters from the Jager truck and its not even the afternoon yet. Its taking me about 5 minutes just wrtie this on my phone carefully

[Emil]

I love Box Car! I recently listened to the whole album, and i thought it was a masterpiece.

Who does the vocals in cat like thief, anyway?


EDIT: Nevermind, and i totally knew it was him the whole time!!

Congratulations, you just scored an F in punk rock school. You need to learn your punk rock son.

[Jake-41]

I love Box Car! I recently listened to the whole album, and i thought it was a masterpiece.

Who does the vocals in cat like thief, anyway?


EDIT: Nevermind, and i totally knew it was him the whole time!!

Congratulations, you just scored an F in punk rock school. You need to learn your punk rock son.

Tests are for posers. But honestly, i knew, i just couldn't place the name!! ):